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As little as possible. Yeah, that's the plan
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One of my faves.
Excerpt from Don Helney's "If Dirt Were Dollars" Lookin' like a beauty queen Loyal as a wife She raised her little voice and testified, "I am a good girl I've been one all my life" But her virtue was as swollen as her pride She should've had the Oscar She must have been miscast Her fifteen minutes went by so fast I said, "Now, baby, have you got no shame?" She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly Like cows at a passing train |
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DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
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Dr Luv,
Why is there no shortcut between VA and AR? The 15 hr drive is killin me. And a flight is overpriced to a point of usury. Help me Dr. Yer loyal caller, Doc |
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Happy girl, happy girl, happy girl.
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YEP!
My dog. bwahahaha |
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Biotchin pleased to see the bromance between the two biotchin hot basnastards. Ooh biotchin baby, love to see videos of THOSE biotchin hot encounters!!
BTW, some biotch in VA is head over heels in LOVE. Some basnastard has stolen my biotchin heart and is storing it next to his. Biotchin fantastic! |
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Your biggest mistake...
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Not knowing the appropriate email address to the freakin lottery people to advise them I am supposed to win.
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Why? I am exhausted and can't sleep :( Do what my DR said....smoke some, uh, well, you know... |
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DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call????????????????????????????? 
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth  we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. DOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!  That explains sooooooooo many things including why I'D have to pay THEM. I thought they were meaning that the chicks there were just really ugly when they asked me "Paper or plastic". Now that I think of it, it might also explain why they called me a sick basnastard and called the ASPCA when I told them what I wanted to do with the chicks there.....
Just curious...did ya get some breast and leg while ya were there? |
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Why?
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Happy that my sweetie is feeling better. Sad that I gotta leave him in the morning.
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DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
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Dr. Luv, I been thinking about sex lately. My hand has nothing to do with it. What do you suggest??? Signed, A horny fiend If you get into your car, and drive around in "the hood", you will see several woman, standing on corners, dressed very vividly! You can pick one of them up, give her $20.00, even in food stamps, and get your sexual tension released, in about 30 seconds. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE............................... What do you do if you're a horny woman Dr. LuvBug?....Are there men on the corners too??...and what are THEY wearing??? How will I recognize them???? and do they charge $20 too????? What can I get for $40???????? Is it legal to ask 7 questions on one call?????????????????????????????
No, you will not look on corners. You will go to a "Stud Ranch". Im not sure of their price range, but im guessing it would be more than $20.00. What could you get for $40.00? A little less than a half sixteenth we're talkin bout guys huh?
Old habits die hard! Ive never been there, but I would HIGHLY recommend, that you check their package first, and make sure your getting your $40.00 worth. Have fun! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE........................ I went to one of them stud ranches once and gave them $20 and they gave me THIS!!!!! Sweetie, that was a SPUD ranch. So close and yet so very far off. |
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Your biggest mistake...
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My biggest mistake today was probably saying that out loud...
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Your biggest mistake...
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I heard it gets ever hotter when you two smooch. Who's lookin after UJ when all this heat is goin on? 
It does! Well now quit your lying Boone! You know you done burnt my lips off.*giggle* Whos Uj??? 
Oh my...is he up for grabs now? Hmmm, PA is closer than....Oops! Did I say that out loud?
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I hugged on my sweetie. I got my car organized enough to get my suitcase back in it. I freakin rawk. And I hugged on my sweetie. Went to the store for a sec. Hugged my sweetie. Gettin ready to clean the kitchen. Then I'll prolly hug my sweetie.
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PeteyBoo basnastard is in L-O-V-E. Biotchin awesome, DocBiotch is, too. 
And the biotchy Biotch Queen, loves her Basnastardly biotchy King, and they all biotchy lived, nauseatingly, happily, ever biotchy after! Ewwwwwwwwww! 
Carry on Biotches and Basnastards  Carry on!
This IS the Biotch Kingdom, you know...............as one of your basnastard subjects, O Queen, I am aware we are not biotchy here to biotchy make each other biotchy comfortable........ Your are such a biotchy basnastard Petebasnastard, and a biotchy example, for all biotchy basnastards! Not to mention, is biotchy EXACTLY biotchy why, all this biotchy "love' talk, is biotchy gonna make me, biotchy puke, my biotchy guts out!
Can we biotchy watch and get further biotchy nauseated? 
Biotchin AWESOME! The biotchin Queen biotch is the recipient of a biotchin exorcism! Look at the biotchin pea soup! Think she'll say biotchin stuff like yer biotchin mother sux biotchin basnastard parts in biotchin hell???? |
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Going home tomorrow and it breaks my heart.
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DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
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DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
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Dear Dr Luv,
I now fully grasp why you are the undisputed Queen B! I love your show. OK, my question, oh GREAT one, why are men so fickle about expressing their feelings? Genetic disorder? Your #1 Fan, Doc |
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