Johnn, can I call you JT?

Did you see the tribute to you on the previous page??

By the way, I may be needing to borrow your antlers tonight.





Hi everyone!

Take 2 - Filming of The Cows.
Cows don't balance well.

^^ This.
The time I felt the absolute loneliest was when I was in a relationship, obviously for too long and past the expiration date.

There are pros and cons to both - only you can figure out which outweighs the other for you.

I am at a very good place right now for me - and no, I am not in a relationship at the moment and that is A OK by me!

I will not, nor do I believe I will, never be in a relationship again.
At the right time, with the right person it will be marvelous, but for now, this is exactly where I need to be for me.

Good luck to you and relish your time with yourself

So Mariah -- are you gonna let us know how last night went??

Bastet
(I always want to call you "Basket" )


Krupa, I think you need to get to Oregon ASAP

WHERE is that popcorn eating emoticon??
Sitting back...waiting...

I got a little teary eyed...thank you

For my hero, John




That moose is getting at that biotch on that bike!

I can keep secrets!
Just not about myself apparently!

I would never dream of ticking off a MOD

My hero!! AND you are strong!! (and green)

Yes, apparently the mint truffle Hershey Kisses that keep popping in my mouth can't resist me.

Oh, guilt works on me every time.

Oops, I should have kept that a secret, huh?

I think I just realized you were a mod. Yeah, the bright yellow box should have been a giveaway, but your beauty overshadows that.

I may have just committed a no no, spank me??

Sweetestgirl, please email me ... I'm not fitting your criteria - since I'm female
I have GOT to show you something




sorry, but it's not a cabana boy....close though

My sister got a line back to the Mayflower.
My parents were 'professionals' at genealogy research. They did their own and enjoyed it so much they volunteered countless hours doing others for many years.

While growing up we spent many weekends going to obscure old cemeteries around the state researching, tracing stones, etc. Looking back, those are some good memories. At the time we thought we were being tortured and punished!

Exactly -- date whom you so choose!

OK, I have to tell my hairy leg story.
It wasn't my hairy legs or I would not be telling it

My bestest girlfriend of a few years ago had a slight problem "falling in love" way too quickly with men, just "knowing he was the one".
Long story short, she eventually swore off all men. Yeah, right.

She met this guy, seemed to have a lot going for him and he finally persuaded her to go out on a date.
Of course, I had been involved in her entire thought process through the whole thing. I finally told her "Just don't shave your legs this week. That will help you maintain your willpower and not move too quickly - this time."
She agreed and accepted the date with the promise of calling me the next day.

The next morning my phone rings - it was her name on caller id.
I answered the phone with smart azz greeting - "Weeellllllllll...is there a second date coming up??? Tell me everything!"

A deep voice says "I just wanted to thank you - the hairy legs were quite the turn on and I understand you are responsible for them!!"

I wanted to crawl in a hole.

Ditto - and it felt wonderful!

hasn't always worked, but...

Years ago my boss and I were trying to figure out a problem, lots of numbers being thrown around, he's the kind that just talks out loud as he thinks, he says "So 4 into 100..."
I whip out my calculator and had it half way entered when I stopped, looked up and he was staring at me with his mouth agape.
I haven't used a calculator since.
It's great mental exercise - even for the tougher calculations.

...don't shave your legs...that may help your resolve