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Sun 02/26/17 09:27 AM
Did you know that bananas ,potatoes, kidney beans, sunflower seeds,nuts especially Brazil nuts are naturally radioactive, Although the amount in a single banana is small in environmental and medical terms, the radioactivity from a truckload of bananas is capable of causing a false alarm when passed through a Radiation Portal Monitor used to detect possible smuggling of nuclear material at U.S. ports!

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Mon 09/12/16 02:20 PM
A guy with a little head walks into a bar and orders a drink, the barman says so what's your story then mate? The guy replies,well today i found a magic lamp, i rubbed it and a beautiful genie popped out and granted me 3 wishes. First i asked if i could make love to her, i cannot grant you that wish she replied. So i asked could i just feel her boobs , i cannot grant you that wish she replied. Ok i said what about a little head then

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Fri 07/11/14 05:35 AM
Surrey guy here seeking fun and friends

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Wed 10/23/13 05:39 AM
Seeking females from the surrey area near Guildford for NSA fun