Beat the kids ass!!

Nothing cures stealing like an ass whippin!!

If anyone took Clifton. I'd be devasted and it would be ass whippin time!!

Just another typical day in Washington, DC. Honest an Politician never go in the same sentence.

I thought the rule was: "If you don't Vote, you can't Bltch."

I'm neither...I'm ME

It's a shame our species had no resepect for nature and our planet.

I'm afraid I have little or no faith that humanity will change anytime soon. On the contrary we aren't even addressing the real issues (like purposefully and voluntarily decreasing our population levels for one). People don't even want to think along those lines. But that's like the number one thing that truly needs to be done. We aren't even coming close to addressing that issue.

We'll like mold growing on the planet, we won't be content until we've covered it's entire surface with human bodies.

hey im new to this site awell as all the others, so if anybody fancys a chat let me no.

Stan , how goes the battle bro

Everyone has a type, otherwise you would date anybody!

Most of the time when someone emails me, they want to know what type of guy I date. I don't really go for a specific kind of guy, so I don't think I really have a type.

Those of you who do.. what type do you go for?

When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up.

What with walking twenty five miles to school every morning…

Uphill…

Barefoot…

BOTH ways…

Blah, blah, blah.

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it!

But, now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today…

You’ve got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today don’t know how good you’ve got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn’t have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn Library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!!

There was no email. We had to actually write somebody a letter, with a pen!!!

Then we had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!!! Stamps were 10 cents!!!

Child Protective Services didn’t care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick my ass! Nowhere was safe!!!

There were no MP3’s or Napsters. You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!!! OR you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ’d usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!!!

There were no CD players. We had tape decks in our car. We’d play our favorite tape and “eject” it when finished and then the tape would come undone cause that’s how we rolled, dig?

We didn’t have fancy crap like Call Waiting. If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that’s it!!!

And we didn’t have fancy Caller ID either. When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was. It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn’t know! You had to pick it up and take your chances mister!!!

We didn’t have any fancy Sony Play Station video games with high resolution 3D graphics. We had the Atari 2600. With games like “Space Invaders” and “Asteroids”. Your guy was a little square. You actually had to use your imagination. And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever!! And you could NEVER win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died!!! Just like LIFE!!!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on. You were screwed when it came to channel surfing. You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel. There was no Cartoon Network either. You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning! Do you hear what I’m saying?!? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons you spoiled little rat bastards!!!

And we didn’t have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove…imagine that!!!

That’s exactly what I’m talking about! You kids today have got it too easy! You’re spoiled! You guys wouldn’t have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!!!



Regards,

The over 30 Crowd

TUCSON, Ariz. — Drunken Arizona drivers with the late-night munchies may soon be getting more than chicken strips at drive-through windows.

The Pima County Sheriff's Department has a new campaign targeting drunken driving. Operation Would U Like Fries, or Operation WULF, will put undercover deputies inside 24-hour fast-food restaurants to spot impaired drivers placing their orders.

Sgt. Doug Hanna, a DUI unit supervisor, says if deputies notice someone with classic symptoms of impairment — slurred speech, red or watery eyes or beer breath — they will have a uniformed deputy stationed outside pull the driver over.

Hanna says money for the intermittent program is coming from a $128,000 grant from the Governor's Office of Highway Safety.
cops aren't sneaky........this government is.......you just stated it.............

((Stan)) Heya babes! Doin just fine here...thanx...hope all is well with you..great to see ya!!