nope scream for yourself
i still want ice cream!

so does anal sex become a form sadomasochism if you do it while your hemroids are infected and you enjoy it?

sshh im really not here

were you really stalking her?

ha im not getting married
i think a friend of mine did that i hung out with in high school



all the ones i keep find want me to fill out all kinds of paper work or pay a monthly fee

any one know of a site i can get information on one without having to pay for it?

ALL PHILLY TEAMS STILL SUCK!

well it started out like a normal date
you know with dinner at Uno's
but then we got into a conversation
about dead people
well we ended up driving threw a cemetary
and before we got to the end we stopped at this big build
it was dark but a red light was glowing from somewhere inside it
he got out and left me there in the car
so i was freaking out after about 15 minutes
then he comes out with a big smile on his face and says
"they might be dead but when you get them when they are still warm inside its still just like the real thing"
needless to say i told him to take me back to my truck then call me next week!

thats a sexy picture





maybe they get told that because they are ugly and its a nice way to say "ewww are you kidding no way"

come to think of it
that might be the best thing

~~THIS IS BOTH REALLY SAD BUT YET REALLY FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME~~

Online divorcee jailed after killing virtual hubby
Oct 23, 2008

TOKYO: A 43-year-old Japanese woman whose sudden divorce in a virtual game world made her so angry that she killed her online husband's digital persona has been arrested on suspicion of hacking, police said Thursday.

The woman, who is jailed on suspicion of illegally accessing a computer and manipulating electronic data, used his identification and password to log onto popular interactive game "Maple Story" to carry out the virtual murder in mid-May, a police official in northern Sapporo said on condition of anonymity, citing department policy.

"I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry," the official quoted her as telling investigators and admitting the allegations.

The woman had not plotted any revenge in the real world, the official said.


~~WOW YOU THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEND ALITTLE MORE TIME AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND MORE TIME IN THE "REAL" WORLD?~~

SEE MEAN!
fine no cage
i'll just stalk you again then!

hahaha you done did thought wrong
unless you want to meet mean people

hey wheres pete been?
he never made it to my house

but who's going to read the book to us once you write it?

DAMN
if i was a guy i would so jump you!!

sorry its just one of my peeves

hahaha
i actually do
cant stand my arms being hairy

yeah because we all know your charming personality sucks

ooohhh horsies and long hair
im in LOVE