Will Thessaloniki do?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" When they know there is not enough?
Why does your Obstetrician,Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemon juice?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?(this one kills me!!!)

Read this somewhere, so funny!..
I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi!, how are you?" Embarrassed, i said, "I'm doing fine. The voice said "so what are you up to?". I said, "just doing the same as you, sitting here!".From next door,"Can i come over?". Annoyed, I said "rather busy right now". The voice said,"Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door, answering all my questions".

Hello everyone,
couldn't resist this one. what get's on my nerves about men,,here goes:
Telling me i'm hot instead of beautiful
Talking about their past relationship/ex's (even worse on the first date).
Bragging about their earnings/belongings, talking and talking about themselves and never listening to what you have to say.
Men who think they are god's gift to women.
Arrogant men, lies and submissive behaviour...and the best for last, making disparaging comments about my friends and mother!!!!