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Why aren’t you doing what you know you really should be doing?
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Topic:
MY THREAD!!!!!! - part 3
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No way!
...thats when you know your daughters not a little girl anymore for sure. Its like a picture of that time you came home early from work and caught her manning herself up, with a KD Lang haircut and some stick on fur... 
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Hey - I love this it has a raunchy opinionated kind of feel.
Can I do a karaoke song? I just feel like singing.... 
Ah, Freak out! Le freak, c'est chic 
Freak out! Ah, freak out! Le freak, c'est chic 
Freak out! Has anyone ever seen a monty python sketch called '4 Yorkshire men'?  this is like that crossed with an audition for Jerry Springer.
...no offence.   
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Well, I'm not going to be the first to view your profile.
If I might lend you a tip though; post some slightly incendiary remarks on the forums and then people will look at your profile in a vain hope to find out where you live so they can come and kill you.
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Neo is "the one" and he's to busy boning trinity to hook up with you on Mingle, you might have to settle.
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for not washing the speedos he left on the washing line.
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for crimes against speedo's
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Topic:
anybody got a time machine?
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I would go back to the moment just before michael j fox arrives in Hill Valley in Back to the Future. When he arrives I would hit him with a baseball bat and switch his Calvin Klien underwear for Sesame Street ones with his new name sewn in the back...Drew Peacock.
Then I would hit him with the baseball bat again.
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As long as it doesnt become compulsory...
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Topic:
MY THREAD!!!!!! - part 3
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thats a guy?
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I think its a match made in heaven. Your only troubles will be fighting over the hairbrush/straighteners in the mornings and whose fault it was that the sink got blocked up...the hairbands are all krupas so if we see you wearing one soufie, we know where you got it.
Mexican wave smiley is great by the way. Must find that one...
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for crimes against the bandana
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Topic:
Dating Site Stereotypes
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goodness now we have ample material for a stereotype flurry.
Actually since surround sound way surpassed stereos some time ago, how come we havent got surroundsound types yet? ...probably those bstrds at Dolby, they are real hot on the copyright stuff I heard.
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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I like simone too, and I like moaner lisa. Anyone who can bite back without having to make a kill is alright in my book. And the cuckoos nest guy wonderingwhy, he doesent take himself too seriously...not like me, I take myself real serious, I take things to heart but its because I'm sensitive, shallow and defensive.
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she only likes ur data structure
ooh programmer joke.
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Were those girls dancing?
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WittySMARTmouth
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my little photoshop mona lisa, come back...dont go...I love you...
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Topic:
Dating Site Stereotypes
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18,189 - 14,501 = 4 rational posts in total that dont say "meh" or similar...
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your pic looks like a photoshopped mona lisa, are you sure its you?
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Topic:
WittySMARTmouth
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I think you have a duty to prove your individuality to the guy who owns your local video store. If you can convince him and get a signature from him to the fact, thats enough evidence for me.
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