I found out the hard way. I knew the biggun wasn't mine

since everyone is staying over, I guess I'll volunteer to make breakfast in the morning will 20 dozen eggs be enough?

now that the bartender is here I guess I will have to be the designated driver. Hey barkeep, get me a Shirley Temple in a dirty glass (I'm feeling frisky)

Here. Did somebody say there was punch and pie?

With eyes like you have, tell the folks in England that i'll exchange anything we have here in the US for you

If your cheese is bad, you may want to fix your refrigerator

"BACON: the perfect food"

Will add the little one to my prayer list along with the rest of your family.

The Bucket list was good. I agree with Brian, don't go to see it expecting a full out comedy, it has some sad and serious moments in it.

I hope it wasn't my reservation When the people get there and don't have reservations, ask them for a conformation number and tell them that BOB took that reservation and no longer works there but you would be willing to help if possible

Thanks wolfchic. Hugs are appreciated

Thanks Dreamer, i think I'll be able to make it though the evening now

My day was pretty rough. PW could use a hug

I don't care who ya are that's funny right there

Jeff with a little help from Matt

WOW!!!

John invited his Mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his Mother couldn't help
noticing how beautiful John's roommate
Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between John and his roommate.



Over the course of the evening, while watching
the two interact, she started to wonder if there
was more between John and the roommate than
meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts,
John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."



About a week later, Julie came to John and said,
"Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I can't find
the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose
your Mom took it, do you?" and John said, "Well, I
doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."



John wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take the
gravy ladle from my house and
I'm not saying you did not take the gravy
ladle but the fact remains that one
has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner. Love, John."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother.

John's Mother wrote:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do"
sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Julie but the
fact remains that if she were sleeping
in her own bed, she would have found
the gravy ladle by now, Love Mom."

Have A Fun Day
Keep Up With Your Gravy Ladle

<< A couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.

> Upon

> their arrival, the doctor said he had a revolutionary new machine that

> would

> transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if

> they were willing to try it out and they were both very much in favor of

> it.

>

> The doctor set the knob to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was

> probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. As the

> labor

> progressed, the husband seemed fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead

> and

> bump it up a notch. The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% pain

> adjustment.

>

> The husband was still feeling just fine. The doctor checked his blood

> pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this time

> they decided to try 50% transfer of pain. This still had no negative

> effect

> on the husband.

>

> Since it was obviously helping his wife considerably, the husband

> encouraged

> the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. His wife delivered a healthy

> baby with virtually NO PAIN. She and her husband was ecstatic. She was

> even

> allowed to go home the very same day.

>

> Later that afternoon, when they got home, they found their next door

> neighbor

> dead on their front porch.

>

>

Sorry Misunderstood the premise.
Yes I would adopt a stray.
Would you fry me a pound of bacon?

Sorry Misunderstood the premise.
Yes I would adopt a stray.
Would you fry me a pound of bacon?