<< A couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.

> Upon

> their arrival, the doctor said he had a revolutionary new machine that

> would

> transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if

> they were willing to try it out and they were both very much in favor of

> it.

>

> The doctor set the knob to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was

> probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. As the

> labor

> progressed, the husband seemed fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead

> and

> bump it up a notch. The doctor adjusted the machine to 20% pain

> adjustment.

>

> The husband was still feeling just fine. The doctor checked his blood

> pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this time

> they decided to try 50% transfer of pain. This still had no negative

> effect

> on the husband.

>

> Since it was obviously helping his wife considerably, the husband

> encouraged

> the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. His wife delivered a healthy

> baby with virtually NO PAIN. She and her husband was ecstatic. She was

> even

> allowed to go home the very same day.

>

> Later that afternoon, when they got home, they found their next door

> neighbor

> dead on their front porch.

>

>

Hahaha!!!! That's f****d up, Hilarious though :)

that was too funny

LOL Could you imagine it from the neighbor's point of view? Just sitting on his porch, smoking his cigarette when suddenly he starts screaming and writhing in pain, much to the confusion of fellow neighbors and passerbys

Good one!

BTW, SexyAzz, love your profile! Phenomenal woman!

wow, if the husband found out $hit would hit the fan!