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Thu 10/27/11 10:55 PM

Most of what is written in this thread, done not

line up with what the bible says at all.


Best way to always get the true biblical account...is to go

straight to the source itself....the B.I.B.L.E.....not man.:wink:



:heart::heart::heart:

yea..and then there is the whole interpretation thing....which must be done by humankind...in all our flawed glory.

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Thu 10/27/11 10:27 PM




Figured there'd be a catch....hmmm...
all I really need now is the
whirly four-poster...

That, and names gf.
We need names.

lol...oh you know the usuals...let's see, esebulldog, George Clooney, Mekhi Phifer, Benjamin Bratt, Jacky Chan...Simon Baker, Denzel, Adam Rodriguez, Tim Kang... hee hee

blushing

rofl waving Ah ese...how'd you get in there? you little sneak..well okay, you can stay but you have to behave yourself....and you might have to do some work...it has been established there will be no pay...see simone with any questions on that. smooched

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Thu 10/27/11 10:19 PM



That, and names gf.
We need names.

lol...oh you know the usuals...let's
see George Clooney, Mekhi Phifer,
Benjamin Bratt, Jacky Chan...
Simon Baker, Denzel, Adam Rodriguez,
Tim Kang... hee hee

Our sphere of influence only covers
the keyboard junkies in here.

Oh right laugh I'll have to get back with you on that.:angel:

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Thu 10/27/11 10:15 PM
Edited by kelp1961 on Thu 10/27/11 10:29 PM

I would be happy if someone would just fix supper. I will even tell them where all the stuff is. I am just tired of eating my own cooking. lol

ok...but they have to clean up after themselves too..

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Thu 10/27/11 10:14 PM


I'm ready for someone to take care of me now...laugh


Personally I like to take care of myself but a lottery winning would sure make it a lot more fun. laugh

Yea, yea, yea...I know...but just play along a little...geezz...money wont fix everything...but you are right ..it would be alot more fun..we can buy all the 'pampering' we desire. laughdevil

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Thu 10/27/11 09:55 PM
Edited by kelp1961 on Thu 10/27/11 10:03 PM
I'm so jaded I probably ought not say anything...but here goes.
Lots of good food for thought here...the mom in me wants to say don't you even think about marriage or babies until you are at least 25...You've got so much life ahead of you, you seem to have a lot going for you...marriage may limit your opportunities to grow and learn as an individual.
No matter how together you are...you both have alot of growing to do...you WILL grow apart...it will take a lot of work to bring it back to a new center....most couples fail at that....
but if I can pretend to be that girl again and remember being young and in love...I say go for it...but have no doubts...it ain't going to be easy.

and whatever you do...do not marry out of fear of losing him!!

I editing to fix a couple words then added more...I am going to stop now.. lol

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Thu 10/27/11 09:43 PM
laugh rofl rofl
I love to laugh!!

thanks for the chuckles..Minglers

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Thu 10/27/11 08:55 PM




Figured there'd be a catch....hmmm...
all I really need now is the
whirly four-poster...

That, and names gf.
We need names.

lol...oh you know the usuals...let's see George Clooney, Mekhi Phifer, Benjamin Bratt, Jacky Chan...Simon Baker, Denzel, Adam Rodriguez, Tim Kang... hee hee


ummmm can we please (for MY benefit of course) add hugh grant (total male bombshell), keanu reeves (definition of sexy) and gerald butler (requires no explanation), david gilmour and zak wylde? thanks in advance

sweetestgirl11

Sure thing sister I know you could use some pampering too.

kelp1961's photo
Thu 10/27/11 08:35 PM


Figured there'd be a catch....hmmm...
all I really need now is the
whirly four-poster...

That, and names gf.
We need names.

lol...oh you know the usuals...let's see George Clooney, Mekhi Phifer, Benjamin Bratt, Jacky Chan...Simon Baker, Denzel, Adam Rodriguez, Tim Kang... hee hee

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Thu 10/27/11 08:04 PM



Figured there'd be a catch....hmmm...
all I really need now is the
whirly four-poster...

That, and names gf.
We need names.


oooooooh Four poster bed...that brings back some memories....lol


...ooh la la Pacificstar biggrin

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Thu 10/27/11 07:22 PM



Seems to be a chronic need with single people. I have all but resigned myself to the idea that there are givers and takers and I must be a giver because all I seem to get are takers.

Yea...I think that is why I have been relatively 'unavailable' for so long...I just didn't have the energy to weed them out..I did however, have one...who did want to take care of me...but I was too stubborn...I thought of that today...that's what prompted this post. laugh


at what price?

mabye a little bit of pride

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Thu 10/27/11 07:21 PM



I'm ready for someone to take care of me now...laugh
how much you paying? :tongue:


SHES not paying, thats the point...NOW someone get a job and drive her somewhere, ANYWHERE she wants to go...Snap SNAP!

thanks Simone...can they throw in a really great back rub too?

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Thu 10/27/11 07:13 PM

YES! Breakfast on the beach is always yummy!

that definitely best breakfast in bed.

kelp1961's photo
Thu 10/27/11 07:04 PM

Get greedy. Have two dudes take care of ya....they can split the work week, and also have to give you half there money so you can shop. Haha!

I like how you think...and I don't have to pay for it? see that Mano?

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Thu 10/27/11 07:02 PM



Anyone in mind?
We can make it happen :-)

Hmm...there could be one or two...
so all I have to do is say
'Make it so'..? lol

No, that would be silly.
You will need the red shoes, the dog,
and a whirly four-poster.

Figured there'd be a catch....hmmm...all I really need now is the whirly four-poster...

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Thu 10/27/11 07:01 PM


I'm ready for someone to take care of me now...laugh
how much you paying? :tongue:

Wow, I gotta pay for it??!!..grumble ok...I suppose that would depend on what your willing to put out..I mean do for me..devilbigsmile

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Wed 10/26/11 11:23 PM

Sum romantic songs plz?

two big time favs of mine...'In Your Eyes' by Peter Gabriel and "never too much' by Luther

kelp1961's photo
Wed 10/26/11 11:10 PM

What "did" I do today?? laugh Canned apple pie filling flowerforyou

yummy!! I can just smell it..

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Wed 10/26/11 11:08 PM

5. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

3. You want to see if it's like the dream.

2. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your a*s in here by 8:00!"


laugh

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Wed 10/26/11 11:08 PM

I can tell you now, that it does not work. They just call the police on you. Then the next day you feel everyone is looking at you.


rofl rofl rofl :laughing: too funny...

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