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Edited by
AaronZ
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Tue 01/08/08 11:36 PM
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i'll kiss it make it all better 
ok it hurts right here. *act- points to cheek. on face. not my butt. fyi |
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Edited by
AaronZ
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Tue 01/08/08 11:31 PM
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naw... i think it looks fine.... dont worry about it.... *hey everyone.. hes going to leave it... and then it will fall off.... it'll be great to see!!!!! hehehehehehehe** 
I do hope you are talking about the string. plop, err nevermind....damn!!! hey anyone have a sewing kit? or the number for Mr. Bonnet |
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omg thats nasty!!!!   
gypsy is in the house...woo woo hey you!! 
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listening to some some chris gaines right now, he sounds so much better without the ...shall we say twang.
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gets the attention, though.
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Hello people and how are we all doing tonight? |
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don't kid yourself, at one time or another these so called male friends have thought about banging you on more than one occasion. Guy Friend= " a man who can't seem to seal the deal" Hmmm...so because they've thought about banging her, they aren't really her friend?? And they just remain her friend because they hope someday to get a chance to seal the deal?? Is that what you are trying to sell us? Sounds like a crock of you know what if ya ask me!  Not ALL men think with THAT head!
and I am one of them, most girls I have know in my life, I just wanted to be friends with, they are the ones that eventually become smitten, or they discover a complex were in they feel they don’t have what it takes and then they make the advancements…ergo why I made my statement …no just sex. Fact is I would rather the world would just grow up. Be friends first, then and only if there is positive sexual feelings from both parties should you proceed, Now get over here and touch my monkey! |
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fat bottom girls (queen)
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Dear diary
I talked to a few people today and have concluded that men and woman are only made for one thing, boy I wish I could figure this one out. Anyway, I ate 2 bananas and threw poo at 6 people and one fan yesterday… that felt good. I pounded my chest in front of this one guy that was trying to show he could be a great woman protector, but I think all he wanted was to do whatever that one thing is.???? I am going to go rub one out now. |
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It's a diary....figure it out!
I thought so, but I dont like to assume |
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hey there red, what are we to do here?
I did not read what gypsy said in the begining. |
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Topic:
Juicy Question !!!
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1. Play my wrestling action figures, creating imaginative names, new creative moves, and record all the results like a nerd. 2. Get obsessed with a girl, give a pillow her name and lay on my bed hugging the pillow tightly while thinking of her and calling out her name. Oh, and roll around the bed while doing so. 3. Browsing beautiful female celebrities and models online, saving the pictures and giving them ratings ... yes, I've got a collection
this man scores more poontang then anyone here!!!! (.) 
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Topic:
my first time
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Ehhh! (sound a buzzer)…you failed the test, predictably,
This was a test, a test to determine if people only read what they want to hear in a question. The question was ambiguous, and could have been taken as the first time I went out to play in the snow, the first time I met a girl to play in the snow, the first time I met a girl, did not want to show her my place because it was a mess. .etc, etc. But you had to put in to the equation “sex”… for shame. The best answer to 95% of the questions posed is what do you mean? or what are you asking? People please understand this, when responding to vague statements; I would like to think that there are people out there that thirst for understanding. It is ok to ask for more information, this is how we grow, it does not make us look stupid. Oh and pickup boy…let your mom know it was good for me too. Love, The monkey |
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Topic:
my first time
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tell us about your first time
my first time was in the snow, so as not to scare her at first. |
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Topic:
question for the ladies
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im always in the mood :) then the monkey wants you!!!! |
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Topic:
question for the ladies
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When you hear a squishy noise when she walks.
or after you put the 40 on the night stand. when the husbands car pulls away. or .... |
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Topic:
Juicy Question !!!
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actually they do, I happen to have the vanilla myself, which isn't half bad, but you can get some other flavors at Fredricks.
Fredricks??? is that a grocery store?...what other tasty treats do they specialize in for eating? because I am here to tell you if it is tasty I cant stop myself, I lived In Va. and there was this peach tree, that I had, I used to eat peaches all day. yummm thinking about those sweet peaches gets me wanting to go down... ... sorry had a sneeze there, to the store right now. Darling, this is neither the place nor the time to discuss peaches, but if it were, I would have to say that... ahem... well I simply cannot say. I would have to email you, because it would most certainly be off topic.
ps. Fredricks of Hollywood baby. Fredricks of Hollywood? hmmm is that what you were saying? gee I totaly did not miss that one.
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Topic:
is this cheating?
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I guess in your heart you think it is or you wouldn't be asking. 
Not really. I just asked because I get conflicting opinions on it. Personally, I don't think it's cheating, 'cause there's no touching involved, and there never will be. But I wanted other opinions. This was posted by the original poster of this thread. on page 3 now what is funny here, is that all of you have made the assumption. that there is cyber sex being committed here and are jumping up and down more then a... …well a monkey would. |
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Topic:
Would you
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I was talking to my next wife, but she has to walk for a bit first.
anyway hey my dad...what is up! |
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Topic:
Would you
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Well my opinion.
Yes as a matter of fact shocking as this may be, I have an opinion. I look to her demeanor, at least as best I can, and will either play the shy card to show the compassionate approachable side of my character, or I will be grandiloquent and tell her that she has been blessed this day with my presence, and her search is over. Either way, it all depends on what time of day it is as to either approach working, as I have said in the past you cant do anything that the first 3 seconds does not decide. Now get over here and sit on my face and tell me that you love me… 
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