When his zipper breaks??? i don't know? am I right???

sutterbug yes - all the rest NO!

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"


Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be work soon........ You got nice house."

The Sex Only Diet- I eat out as much as I want but never gain any weight!