all i have to say is this:
option a) BULL!
option b) You ARE kidding right?... i don't believe you



Yale Beauty, i would hit on you till you filed a PPO on me! welcome to JSH!

i flew from detroit to seattle... not sure how far that is exactly... 4 hour plane ride. i'd say it was worth it, it didnt' work out as for being a relationship, but she's still one of my closer friends, who i turn to for advice all the time.

thought i'd share... kinda fits this site a bit right?


Where's my Peggy Sue?
I could use a Rosalita
If there's a Long Tall Sally out there
I'm dyin' to meet her
Why can't I hear Beth callin' me?
Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile?
I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie
Walkin' down the aisle

Oh yeah, all right

But I got no Mary Jane
There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen
I'm just a fool in the rain
Waitin' on my Billie Jean

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
A devil in a dress of blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue

Oh yeah, all right

Well, I never got to scream for a Layla
I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away
I never danced on the sand with a Rio
Or woke up with a Maggie May

I dialed 867-5309
But there was no Jenny Jenny
Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl
When Willie Nelson loved so many?

And why does Jack have Diane?
And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue?
And everybody had Roxanne
Except you-know-who

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
A devil in a dress of blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue

Well I'd take any ol' Suzy Q
I got no reason to be picky
She can be a Goody-Goody-Two-Shoes
Or she can be my Darling Nikki

Oh, Brandy would be such a fine girl
And so would the sweet Judy Blue
I guess I sound just like that other fella
'Cause you know I wish I had Jessie's girl too

Oh yeah, all right

Well, I'd die for a kiss from Allison
Even though I know she'd break my heart
Or give me a Lo-lo-lo-lola
Minus the extra part

I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O
A devil in a dress of blue
A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline
I'd even take a Run-Around Sue

You know I'd even take a Run-Around Sue
Well, I'd even take a Run-Around Sue

Oh yeah, all right

jimmy and timmy RULE! ..somewhere on www.mrtwig.net there's a video of "the original cripple fight" which did inspire an almost identical sceen in a south park ep

i am watching them right now, i just finished the episode where cartman is god of the sea people.

Lex... and everybody else too... i'm going to make this real simple...

anyone who goes through those legnths to do anything, find sincerity or otherwise... ain't f***ing worth it anyway!

noone trusts anyone, is it too much to ask for faithfullness and actually EXPECT to get without having to hire a private detective???

i've been cheated on twice... and that doesn't mean i suspect every girl i meet or get serious with to do these things.

in Lex's case, this particular story he described, it never even got that far... which is a good point to cut it off right?



.... People are crazy, and i don't know about the rest of you, i'm looking for someone sane, someone i can trust blindly, and someone i can feel safe secure happy and content with. I may never meet that person, and if i don't then i don't care! Obviously that is the dream for all of us isn't it? isn't it? ...i thought? i dunno but crap i gotta go.... now my mom's over and she's causing holy hell with comcast, sounds like i'm about to lose my internet, i gotta go put a stop to this......

*stretch* mornin coco, how ya been?

that one really burns... i've had that happen.. =( and yes, i was dateing the girl for 2 years!

i can't help it i thought laura croft was a hot game character..... they have you starring at her perfectly shaped and beautifully bouncing ass for like 24 straight hours of game play!!!!

and btw, sorry to stray off topic, but i just wanted to say

...iceprincess... NICE default picture, i like that!

why does sex allways have to be hard to get if both partners want to do it?

ever read the joke about the distraught guy who doesn't wanna talk to his wife about whatever's bothering him...

his journal was his football team lost
her journal was "my life is over"

....i think that's the female joke version

welcome to the gang mike... this is JSH, and welcome to it!

i wouldn't say that list is ENTIRELY accurate.... but it is pretty good tho, it'd get at least an A- if it was a cheat sheet to a test....


...

i want some of that cake! 122 layers.... hope it's a good cake :D

maybe that has something to do with me being single so long! i better work fast

any way of makeing the time stamps (like the ones in the forums) the right time for ME??? ...like the times are stamped for west coast, but i live michigan, which is eastern time zone... which totally screws me up lookign at the forums "when was this message posted 3 hours ago?"

isn't dateing one girl complicated enough? ...i thought i was looking for something hard enough, you wanna go through more than one at a time? MORE POWER TO YA!... lol

i can actually awnser that one... and i'm no pot head either..

4:20 is the time most kids smoke up after school before their parents get home from work..

give it enough time for the house to air out or something...

at least that's what one of my pot head friends told me.