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Thu 01/10/08 08:06 PM
yawn

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Thu 01/10/08 03:35 PM
Cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine. hookers and more cocaine.

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Wed 01/09/08 02:39 PM
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Wed 01/09/08 01:35 PM
Haven't met a girl smarter than me that had a decent personality.

but intelligence is hot as hell. More complex conversations rather than "Omg like brad and lisa tottally made out and im like "wtf" and they were like "Wtv" "

Its stupid.

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Tue 01/08/08 06:05 PM
drinker

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Tue 01/08/08 03:09 PM
When she stops screaming "no please stop raping me!"


then the drugs took effect and ur home free!

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Tue 01/08/08 02:59 PM
"Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday"

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Tue 01/08/08 02:47 PM
that movie is crylicious.


Love it to death.


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Tue 01/08/08 02:12 PM
Edited by TheMagicalMatt on Tue 01/08/08 02:12 PM
I just did that this morning actually. same situation.

I felt as though i liked her. but i knew it wouldnt of gone newhere other than sour. i felt as though it was a puppy crush kinda thing.


Guys can be just as complicated as women.

but i dont look at it like if its just a guy or girl thing...when its just plain a person thing.

People have their own insecruities and such.

or just plain bad luck.


-guys point of view.

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Tue 01/08/08 01:21 PM
LOL

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Mon 01/07/08 11:53 AM
Cocaine.

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Mon 12/31/07 02:20 PM
SWEET

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Sun 12/30/07 03:25 PM
Lol ive heard that joke before. ****ing hysterical.

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Sun 12/30/07 02:53 PM
honesty?

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Fri 12/28/07 02:56 PM
hmm

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Sun 12/23/07 04:59 AM
haha! im not a parent but i hope than answered ur question!

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Sun 12/23/07 04:38 AM
mmmmm coffeeee

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Sun 12/23/07 04:32 AM
Cooties is a slang word in North American English, used by children, referring to a fictitious disease or condition, generally carried by members of the opposite sex. One supposedly catches cooties through any form of bodily contact, close proximity, contact with an "infected" person's possessions, or third-party transmission. In prepubescent children it serves as a device for enforcing separation of the sexes. An older person may jokingly refer to cooties when talking about awkwardness toward sex and relationships. The adoption of the term into English traces it back to the American occupation of the Philippines, in 1898-1945, and before that to British soldiers' presence in Malaysia. In most Austronesian languages (e.g. Malaysian and many Philippine languages such as Tagalog included) the term for head lice, lice or fleas of any kind, etc., is "kuto"; foreign troops had ample opportunity to become familiar with the term and made a slang pluralized form ("cooties") of "kuto." How this moved to become the possession of grade school children is a mystery.

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Sun 12/23/07 04:31 AM
Herpes.

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Sat 12/22/07 04:27 PM
who gives a ****?


I sure don't!

How about proving it's existence in the first place!

That's step one.

Stupid comparison "What if he was a she!?" jokes are really un-clever things, disguising themselves as being clever and trying to get a cheap laugh.

Kill yourself.