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 Ya Come Into Teh Jokes Forum, Asking Peeps To Think Seriously About This.
It Was Certainly On Your Mind, YA DIRTY RAT ! |
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Ya Come Into Teh Jokes Forum, Asking Peeps To Think Seriously About This.
It Was Certainly On Your Mind, YA DIRTY RAT ! |
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Do You Know Similarity Between "Dinosaurs" And "Decent Girls" ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! "Both Don't Exist" ! |
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STOP Looking At GIRLS !
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After Engagement --->
Girl :- "NOW STOP Looking At Girls ! You Are Committed Now" ! Boy :- "Oh, What Do You Mean" ? "If I'm On Diet That Doesn't Mean That I Can't Look At "MENU" ! ! ! ! |
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Why ?
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Human Brain Is The Most Outstanding Object In World.
It Functions 24 Hours A Day, 365 Days A Year. It Functions Right From The Time We Are Born, But Stop Only When We Enter The "Examination Hall". |
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 Love Is A "SWEET POISON"
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Joke Time "re-post" ^__^
Edited by
True_Love_89
on
Sat 07/30/11 01:42 PM
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Suppose His Girlfriend Is "PREGNANT" Then How Will She Pay Him Monthly ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Joke Time "re-post" ^__^
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THE BAR STORY
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Its Girl's World !
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It's A Girl's World ---> "If A Girl Laughs Loudly, She Is Cheerful",,,, "But If A Boy Laughs He Is Mannerless",,,, "If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming",,,, But If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is Flirty",,,, "If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad", "But If A Boy Is Silent, He Is Being Rude",,,, "If Girls Walk In A Group, It's A Group", "But If Boys Walk In A Group, Its 'GANG'" ! ! ! ! |
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Tight Fittings ! !
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UNIVERSAL TRUTH ---> 'When Girls Wear "Tight Fittings" - Neither - They Are Comfortable' ! - NOR - Boys Are Comfortable ! ! ! " |
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Kissing The Wife !
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"A Man" To "Johan", "Your Friend Is Kissing Your Wife At Your Home" ! Johan Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour And Slapped The Man, And Said :- "Fool ! He Is Not My Friend" ! ! ! ! |
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Wife & Husband Returned From HONEY MOON after A Week. Husband :- "How Did You Enjoy The Whole Week" ? Wife :- 'The Whole Week Has Made My "Hole" Weak' . . ! ! ! |
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What Is "I-Pill" ? ?
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Ques. :- "What Is I-Pill" ? Ans. :- " Its The Second Best Thing That A Woman Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy" ! Now ! Don't Ask Me What Is "FIRST" ! ! ! ! |
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"Salty Lips" ! ! ! !
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A Drunk Boy Says While Kissing His Girlfriend :- "Darling, Your Lips Are Very Salty Today" !
Girlfriend :- "Hmmm" ! Honey, You Are In Between My Legs ! ! ! ! |
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Alternative ! ! ! !
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A Man Married To A Deaf Girl, He Wrote To Girl :- "We Must Workout A Code", If I Want XXX Then I Shall Press Your Left *--* And You Reply By Shaking My ----> One Time For "YES" Or 50 Times For "No". |
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90 Years Man To Doctor :- My 18 Years Wife Is Pregnant, Your Opinion Please ? Doctor :- Let Me Tel You A Story. A Hunter In Hurry Took His Umbrella Instead Of The Gun. He Moved Into The Jungle. He Saw A Lion, He Lifted The Umbrella & Pulled The Handle *"BANNNNGGGG"* The Lion Droped Dead ! ! ! ! Old Man :- "That's Impossible, Someone Else Must Have Shot The Lion" ! Doctor :- EXACTLY !!!! |
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Doctor To Lady :- "Why Are You Looking So Much Exhausted ?
Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals Per Day As I Advised ? The Lady Replied :- "Ohhhhh NO ! I Heard 3 Males Per Day ! ! ! ! |
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"Condom" To "Kotex" !
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'Condom' Says To 'Kotex' :- "Every Month You Stop My Business For 1 Week",
Kotex Replied, "If You Make A Mistake 1 Time, I Loss My Business For 9 Months". |
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ATTITUDE OF GIRLS ! ! ! !
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Attitude Of Girls----->>>> When A Boy Sends A "Dirty Message" To A Girl Then The Girl Reads It & Laugh For 10 Minutes & Forward That To Her Friends, And Then Replys To The Boy, ""I Don't Like That Kind Of Messages Ok"". |
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