You can’t be mad about what someone has on there profile, just take a moment out to think “who would really write this” and view it from there perspective;

While reminding yourself that you enjoy having fun and being a laid back individual with the gift to bypass the laws of physics, which enables you to watch your house burn and explode on your 3 year old for playing with the 15 candles you left burning at the same time. It’s a good thing you like restaurants where you can be out to meet that guy that your mom warned you about, in order to makes plans to spend some time with that prostitute he has working for him. What an STD when you can defy the laws of time and space.

You see, it does makes sense…………………..so the next time you see the “BS” in question on someone’s page just put it all together.