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Fri 12/19/08 11:13 AM
The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady about twenty years old walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please." said the young lady.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very thoughtful of you,'' smiled Santa. "What do you want me to bring her?"

Without blinking she replied, "A son-in-law!"

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Wed 03/05/08 12:41 PM
nope...it's me :wink:

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Wed 03/05/08 11:54 AM
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Wed 03/05/08 11:36 AM
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 03/05/08 11:30 AM
huh

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Wed 03/05/08 11:27 AM
It's Me!

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Wed 03/05/08 10:44 AM
CONGRATULATIONS!
drinker flowerforyou


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Wed 03/05/08 08:50 AM
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Fri 02/29/08 08:46 AM
Sure why not.

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Thu 02/28/08 02:41 PM

the water bra!!!


Heck Yeah!

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Thu 02/28/08 10:23 AM

So yesterday he was like hey yo there is something in that drawer for you so you'd quit *****ing, and there was a NEW RING i am so greatful for my friends :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: thought i'd share that with everyone and hope you have as good friends as i do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Your friend is an awesome one!

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Thu 02/28/08 06:36 AM
Edited by Elizerick on Thu 02/28/08 06:37 AM

Dear Abby:


Abby, should I tell my fianc�e what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?





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Just like a boy...

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Wed 02/27/08 02:36 PM
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Tue 02/26/08 05:36 PM
Jeff's getting better...!

Well damn I better pick up on watching it again. He was a crazy mess, and I liked to see how he "acts" now that he's a tad better.


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Tue 02/26/08 12:53 PM
I am...

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Tue 02/26/08 10:45 AM
Nice flowerforyou

I guess you listened to some of the women out here...
U do look younger. (and better without the cap...lol)

I guess what really matters is... What do u think?

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Tue 02/26/08 10:15 AM
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Tue 02/26/08 10:13 AM
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Tue 02/26/08 10:07 AM
Chicken Alfredo... yesterdays left overs

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Tue 02/26/08 10:00 AM
Smell some coffee, or rub a little of your fav perfume on the tip of your nose...

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