One of the only places that, still, have pay phones are prison

I wonder if all these are covered, as well.

1. Apotemnophilia - sexual arousal associated with the stump(s) of an Amputee
2. Asphyxophilia - sexual gratification derived from activities that involve oxygen deprivation through hanging, strangulation, or other means
3. Autogynephilia - the sexual arousal of a man by his own perception of himself as a woman or dressed as a woman (p. 574)
4. Bisexual - the capacity to feel erotic attraction toward, or to engage in sexual interaction with, both males and females
5. Coprophilia - sexual arousal associated with feces (p. 576)
6. Exhibitionism - the act of exposing one’s genitals to an unwilling observer to obtain sexual gratification (p. 569)
7. Fetishism/Sexual Fetishism - obtaining sexual excitement primarily or exclusively from an inanimate object or a particular part of the body (p. 570)
8. Frotteurism - approaching an unknown woman from the rear and pressing or rubbing the penis against her buttocks (p. 570)
9. Heterosexuality - the universal norm of sexuality with those of the opposite sex
10. Homosexual/Gay/Lesbian - people who form sexual relationships primarily or exclusively with members of their own gender
11. Gender Identity Disorder - a strong and persistent cross-gender identification, which is the desire to be, or the insistence that one is, or the other sex, "along with" persistent discomfort about one’s assigned sex or a sense of the inappropriateness in the gender role of that sex (p. 576)
12. Gerontosexuality - distinct preference for sexual relationships primarily or exclusively with an elderly partner
13. Incest - sex with a sibling or parent
14. Kleptophilia - obtaining sexual excitement from stealing
15. Klismaphilia - erotic pleasure derived from enemas (p. 576)
16. Necrophilia - sexual arousal and/or activity with a corpse (p. 576)
17. Partialism - A fetish in which a person is sexually attracted to a specific body part exclusive of the person (p. 576)
18. Pedophilia - Sexual activity with a prepubescent child (generally age 13 years or younger). The individual with pedophilia must be age 16 years or older and at least 5 years older than the child. For individuals in late adolescence with pedophilia, no precise age difference is specified, and clinical judgment must be used; both the sexual maturity of the child and the age difference must be taken into account; the adult may be sexually attracted to opposite sex, same sex, or prefer either (p. 571)
19. Prostitution - the act or practice of offering sexual stimulation or intercourse for money
20. Sexual Masochism - obtaining sexual gratification by being subjected to pain or humiliation (p. 573)
21. Sexual Sadism - the intentional infliction of pain or humiliation on another person in order to achieve sexual excitement (p. 574)
22. Telephone Scatalogia - sexual arousal associated with making or receiving obscene phone calls (p. 576)
23. Toucherism - characterized by a strong desire to touch the breast or genitals of an unknown woman without her consent; often occurs in conjunction with other paraphilia
24. Transgenderism - an umbrella term referring to and/or covering transvestitism, drag queen/king, and transsexualism
25. Transsexual - a person whose gender identity is different from his or her anatomical gender
26. Transvestite - a person who is sexually stimulated or gratified by wearing the clothes of the other gender
27. Transvestic Fetishism - intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving cross-dressing (p. 575)
28. Urophilia - sexual arousal associated with urine (p. 576)
29. Voyeurism - obtaining sexual arousal by observing people without their consent when they are undressed or engaged in sexual activity (p. 575)
30. Zoophilia/Bestiality - engaging in sexual activity with animals (p. 576)

Obama’s statement makes no mention of the $560 million authorized for continued development of a second engine for the Pentagon’s F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.


another campaign promise broken.....

yep, this new law also approves...

War Funding

The legislation Obama is to sign authorizes $130 billion more for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, with about $7.5 billion designated to train Afghan security forces.

What about the LGBT (s) in Afghanistan ?????

I guess we get to kill them, still.....

******* and Beer

-Frank Zappa


t was the BLACKEST NIGHT!
There was no MOON in sight!
(You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight)
I heard the SCARY WIND!
I seen some UGLY TREES!
There was a WEREWOLF honkin',
'Long the side of me!

I'm MEAN 'n I'm BAD, (y'know I ain't no SISSY)
Got a BIG-TITTY GIRLY by the name of 'CHRISSY'
Talkin' about her 'N MY BIKE 'N ME...
'N this ride up THE MOUNTAIN OF MYSTERY, (mystery)

(How 're you doin'?)

I noticed EVEN THE CRICKETS
Acted WEIRD up here
And so I figured I might
Just drink a little BEER
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on..."
But there was NO REPLY
'Cause SHE WAS GONE!

"Where's those ******* I like so well,
'n' my GODDAM BEER!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped THE DEVIL!
(He's about THIS BIG!)

He had a RED SUIT on
An' a WIDOW'S PEAK
An' then a POINTED TAIL
'N like a SULPHUR REEK,
Yes, it was HIM awright,
I swear I KNOWED IT WAS!
He had some HUMAN FLESH
Stuck underneath his CLAWS
You know, it looked to me
Like it was TITTY SKIN!
I said, "YOU SON-OF-A-*****!"
('Cause I was MAD at him!)
He just got out his floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter,
Said: BANG! BANG! BANG!

Then the sucker just laughed 'n said: "Put it away!
You know, I ate her all up...now what you
gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY?
"Yeah! ******* 'N ALL!"
WELL WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN?
"Now, were the cans THIS tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS?
"Would I LIE to you?"
****, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY!
"Yeah, THIS is TRUE."
DON'T THEY PAY YOU GOOD FOR THE
STUFF THAT YOU DO?
"Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through..."
WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY,
Oh yeah?
'N I WANT MY BEER
Hah!
SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP!
NOW, DEVIL, DO YOU HEAR?
Look:
"Blow it out your ***, motorcycle man!
I mean, I am THE DEVIL, do you UNDERSTAND?
Just WHAT WILL YOU GIVE ME for your
******* AND BEER?
I suppose you noticed this little
CONTRACT here..."
YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE!
Don't call me that!
THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR!
GIMME THAT PAPER! BET YER HORNS I'LL SIGN!
BECAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
SQUEEZIN' TIME!
"Man, you can't fool ME! You ain't THAT bad!
Oh yeah?
Why YOU SHOULDA SEEN some of the SOULS THAT I'VE HAD!
There was MILHOUS NIXON 'N AGNEW TOO!
'N both of those suckers was WORSE 'N YOU!"
LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK
THAT'S TRUE
I MEAN, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DEVIL SO...WHATCHA
GONNA DO?
HEH?

Now hold on just a second...
You wanna make a deal with me hah?
Yeah!
Well ah, I don't know man, you know...
I just don't know about this...
What?
See, cause I...
Listen, you're...are you losing your nerve?
No man, it ain't got nothin' to do with nerve...
You're supposed to be the devil!
It's got to do...
You're supposed to be bad!
It's got to do with style, fool!
I don't know if you've the right style to get into hell,
you know...
Well, actually, to tell you...tell you the honest to God
truth,
I'm very short on style as a matter of fact...
Yeah, I know...that's...that's what makes me wonder
But I have...I, I think I have something that
you may be interested in...
What is that?
You can have my soul
It's a mean little sucker
'Bout a thousand years old
But once you gets it
You can't give it back
You gotta keep it forever
An' that's a natural fact!
Ooh wee!
Do you read me devil?
Oh yeah!
What? Am I supposed to be scared, man?
Oh yeah, Reety, aw-righty!
Oh yeah, that's real tough!
I bet you're real bad!
Listen fool, you've got to prove to me that you're rough
enough to get into hell
That you've got the style enough to get into hell
So start talkin'...
Alright, lemme tell ya somethin'
Alright!
I'll prove to you that I'm bad enough to go to hell
Yeah!
Because I have been through it!
Yeah!
I have seen it!
Yeah!
It has happened to me!
Yeah!
Remember, I was signed with Warner Brothers
for eight ****in' years!!!
Tell me about it!
Now you're talkin' about something!
Now how bad is that?
That sounds good to me, mother****er!
So move right along
Tell me what your interests are, you know...
if we're gonna come to some kind of agreement,
I've got to know what you're all about, you know...
'Cause I don't know if you're the right type for the...
for the place, you know
Look...lemme tell you what my problem really is, you see
OK...
My problem is that I don't belong anywhere
Aha...
You see... I don't even belong where you are, you see
I hope not!
I, I'm a simple person, you know
I have very small desires in life
******* 'n beer, you know
No! What?
******* 'n beer!
No! No man, you're joking...
******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer...
What? No! No please... No! Not that! Oh no man, no!
******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer...
No! No! No! No! No! Not ******* 'n beer!
Oh I can't stand ******* 'n beer!...
******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer, ******* 'n beer...
(I'm in you! I'm in you!)
Oh no! No! No! Wait...
Ah! Look at this! What am I gonna do with this thing?
...Wait, wait, please no!
Hey! Look at this!

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think!
...hold on a second, boy, 'cause...that's
MAGIC INK!"

Then THE DEVIL barfed
'N out jumped my girl
They heard the ******* PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:

"I GOT THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
AN' I'M GONNA GET RIPPED, SO ****
YOU CLOWNS!"

Then she gave us THE FINGER!
(It was rigid 'n stiff)
That's when THE DEVIL, she FARTED
An' SHE WENT RIGHT OVER THE CLIFF!
THE DEVIL WAS MAD!
(I took off to my pad)
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?
I swear I DO DECLARE!
How did SHE get BACK THERE?

Alright!

it snowed here a couple of years ago.....that's enough....

8. Decisions shall be taken by consensus whenever possible. If all efforts at consensus have been exhausted and no agreement reached, decisions may be adopted through voting. A one-member-one-vote rule shall be observed.

Article 6 – Copenhagen Climate Facility
1. A Copenhagen Climate Facility, hereinafter referred to as “the Facility”, is hereby
established.

To avoid dangerous climate change and build climate resilience, the way society is structured will need to change fundamentally - from investment patterns to development programs.


This cannot be accomplished by the fragmented set of existing institutions. In order to enhance the implementation of the Convention in accordance with the Bali Action Plan and its four building blocks, a new institution,
the Copenhagen Climate Facility (CCF), is needed.

less then 25% of the money has been spent..

why are they hoarding it???

"Bad girlfriend"

I am Irish...I always burn, if i am overexposed.

yes,



Is the new world currency a "carbon credit"?

December 7th, 2009...a day of infamy...

Is the U.S. Signing of the COP15 treaty, giving up our Sovereignty?

Is the "One World Government" beginning on this day?

some truckers will give you a ride for bj...others won't

ok! you had me a little worried for a second.....

"bill" is not law until the president signs it.....

obviously, it is not the "same" one... but a similar bill reintroduced....

as part of the industrial war machine.....I do....indirectly....

Same bill passed the house and senate a few years ago......

Bush vetoed it!

a few weeks ago we crashed into the moon with a couple of probes.....we were told we would see the plumes of dust from the impact......

There were no plumes......Why?.......because the probes crashed through the ceiling of the sub lunar causeway......

or maybe not!


you decide

yes true...but....

This law is aimed at hate acts not hate speech...hate speech is still allowed....