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Fri 11/09/07 07:09 PM
OK, Shutter... What movie star is Rosanna about?

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Fri 11/09/07 07:07 PM
Just think of a song with a girl's name in it and show a line or leading line (with name in it IN CAPS) that shows YOU know the song!
ExampleS: How do you solve a problem like MARIA..
SARA, SARA, Storms are bewing in your eyes..
MONA LISA, MONA LISA, Men have named you..

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Fri 11/09/07 06:49 PM
Heard them?



Them what?



<wink>

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Fri 11/09/07 06:46 PM
A couple of blondes telling blonde jokes.. and WHO says blondes don't have more fun! Pth!

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Fri 11/09/07 06:40 PM
BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

OK, this one's a classic:
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at the Orange Juice container?


















It said: "Concentrate"

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Fri 11/09/07 06:20 PM
Blonde jokes...
OK I am a blonde and I'm game so here goes:
What do you call 4 blondes in a freezer?











Frosted Flakes

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Fri 11/09/07 06:13 PM
If I say I'm a ***** I'm probably just fooling around or, for example; being a B***** could be just a mood a woman has. If you're serious about it, I would probably have my own opinion about the person calling me that

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Fri 11/09/07 05:52 PM
Dudes: 1
Chicks: 1

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Fri 11/09/07 05:33 PM
Haaaaaa c'mon.. You gotta dig the irony!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:28 PM
Oh yeah! Antyhing to PO the BOSS! Ha!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:23 PM
I think the guys are adjusting themselves about now

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Fri 11/09/07 05:19 PM
Did I tell this joke right? I'm A F R A I D NOT! (Gotta dig the dictionary out of the trash) Pth!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:16 PM
The bar door reads "NO STRINGS ALLOWED!"
Well, 1st string decides to go in alone and try anyhow.
Bartender says: "You know we don't allow your kind in here! Now GET OUT!
2nd strings decides to give it a try.
Bartender says: "Can't you read the sign? It says "'NO STRINGS ALLOWED!' Now, beat it!"
3rd string gets an IDEA! So, he frays his ends and ties himseld in a knot and walks into the bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says: Are you a string?"
3rd strings says: "No. I'm afaid not."

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Fri 11/09/07 05:06 PM
With all these bar jokes, I'm on a binge.. heeeeeeeeeee!

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Fri 11/09/07 05:04 PM
Self explanitory

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Fri 11/09/07 05:00 PM
Bartender says: "Why the long face?"

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Fri 11/09/07 04:56 PM
Bartender says: "Why the long face?"

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Fri 11/09/07 04:49 PM
I prefer the fungi on my pizza! :)

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Fri 11/09/07 04:45 PM
Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here..."
Mushroom says: "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (pronounce it to yourself)

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Tue 11/06/07 07:36 PM
GRRRRRRRRRRR! You made my ovaries hurt more <pout>