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Girl Name Songs
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OK, Shutter... What movie star is Rosanna about?
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Topic:
Girl Name Songs
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Just think of a song with a girl's name in it and show a line or leading line (with name in it IN CAPS) that shows YOU know the song!
ExampleS: How do you solve a problem like MARIA.. SARA, SARA, Storms are bewing in your eyes.. MONA LISA, MONA LISA, Men have named you.. |
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Heard them?
Them what? <wink> |
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A couple of blondes telling blonde jokes.. and WHO says blondes don't have more fun! Pth!
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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OK, this one's a classic: Did you hear about the blonde that stared at the Orange Juice container? It said: "Concentrate" |
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Blonde jokes...
OK I am a blonde and I'm game so here goes: What do you call 4 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes |
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Topic:
The "B" word
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If I say I'm a ***** I'm probably just fooling around or, for example; being a B***** could be just a mood a woman has. If you're serious about it, I would probably have my own opinion about the person calling me that
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Dudes: 1
Chicks: 1 |
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Haaaaaa c'mon.. You gotta dig the irony!
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Topic:
Do you know who this is?
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Oh yeah! Antyhing to PO the BOSS! Ha!
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Topic:
riddle
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I think the guys are adjusting themselves about now
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Topic:
3 strings walk up to a bar
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Did I tell this joke right? I'm A F R A I D NOT! (Gotta dig the dictionary out of the trash) Pth!
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Topic:
3 strings walk up to a bar
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The bar door reads "NO STRINGS ALLOWED!"
Well, 1st string decides to go in alone and try anyhow. Bartender says: "You know we don't allow your kind in here! Now GET OUT! 2nd strings decides to give it a try. Bartender says: "Can't you read the sign? It says "'NO STRINGS ALLOWED!' Now, beat it!" 3rd string gets an IDEA! So, he frays his ends and ties himseld in a knot and walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says: Are you a string?" 3rd strings says: "No. I'm afaid not." |
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Topic:
Celine Dion walks into a bar
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With all these bar jokes, I'm on a binge.. heeeeeeeeeee!
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Self explanitory
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Bartender says: "Why the long face?"
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Topic:
Celine Dion walks into a bar
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Bartender says: "Why the long face?"
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Topic:
Mushroom walks into a bar
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I prefer the fungi on my pizza! :)
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Topic:
Mushroom walks into a bar
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Bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here..."
Mushroom says: "Why not? I'm a fun guy!" (pronounce it to yourself) |
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GRRRRRRRRRRR! You made my ovaries hurt more <pout>
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