Topic: WHY I WUD LOVE TO MARRY A BLONDE...................... | |
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions! A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats". A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country. After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try. The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157." The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said. "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?" |
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Blonde jokes...
OK I am a blonde and I'm game so here goes: What do you call 4 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes |
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LOL!! How about this one:
Two blonds were walking down the road and they came across some tracks. The first blond says, "Hey, look! Dear tracks!" The second one says, "No, you big dummy! Those are bear tracks!" As the blonds stood there arguing, a train came along and hit them both. |
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BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
OK, this one's a classic: Did you hear about the blonde that stared at the Orange Juice container? It said: "Concentrate" |
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Do you know why the blond had such a hard time making Kool-Aid?
She couldn't figure out how to put the two quarts of water into the little bitty package. |
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A couple of blondes telling blonde jokes.. and WHO says blondes don't have more fun! Pth!
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LOL!! Yep, it appears that we have heard them many times, eh? hahahaha!
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Heard them?
Them what? <wink> |
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LOL...you are silly! :)
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Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool
A: Air pockets. |
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When her husband came home from work he noticed that his blonde wife was very frustrated. She told him that she had bought a puzzle and worked on it all day and did not get a single piece of the puzzle put together. The husband picked up the puzzle box and said " Honey, this isn't a puzzle - it's a box of Kellogg frosted flakes!
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LOL!! Good one!
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