Awww shucks...

Nobody ever sang to me

I did the same thing, the pile of dirty clothes is now on the left side of the door... really opens the room up, you can barely tell it's only 3x5 with a walk in shower...

Why do human children (and some adults) do it? Its fun!

Hell hell Hell hell Hell hell Hell hell Hell hell Hell hell I've blasphemed too much, cursed too frequently, hated too easily, loved too seldomly, trusted too much, lived too much, eaten too much... plus all my friends are going to meet me there and we'll finally get Willum to play hacky-sack with us... ^^

Actually no, I've made a friend from a wrong number call so I answer everything and if I don't feel like talking to whoever is on the other side I hang up, simple as pie.

I hope not...if there's anymore to this ride I might not want it, I had my a$$ handed to me by a 6'7" Samoan with an aborigine bone in his nose last night at a Metallica concert... more you say?

Discussion, albeit inane and completely fruitless, is the best way to understand the world from anothers eyes, I may not agree with everybody but I can understand where they're coming from...

But how do you know that?

How do you know that?

Death is death, thats why its called death, if it was anything but death it'd be called life, but it's not. What happens when a tree dies... it rots, what happens when a cow dies.... it becomes hamburger, what happens when a human dies... either their friends and family burn their remains or they become worm food... death is the end, thats what death means, saying that there is a life after death is like saying you can eat a piece of cake and still have it on the plate... no, sorry to burst any bubbles but death is end, finale, omega, nothing after... Thats why its called DEATH!

Ladies and Gentlemen of JSH,
Elsa is my friend and I am appalled, I sit here white knuckled retching physically sickened at all of you! I am morose, livid, angry, seething, and tired of the inane childish sex-laden perverse conversations that leak greasily from most posters limited capacity of thought. Elsa sits here and posts, I’m not talking about her somewhat loquacious posts about favorite this and that’s, but I see her post about thoughtful subjects that get no response at all. All she wants is for people to think, she wants intelligent thought not jokes about male proboscis, my friend requires people to challenge her own thinking with well thought out debate based on well placed logic and accurately depicted points supported by thoughtful or even provable valid positions, she wants only to inspire dialogue and nothing more. Elsa doesn't post to give an opening to the inane pathetic, dense, knuckle-dragging Neanderthals who can’t think about logic for more than a moment before their brains hurt and they turn back around for another hit of meth to flame her and attack her on a personal level. I say this because from all of my experience talking to anyone (online and in real life) most people can’t think for more than a moment about higher thought before their brains become spongy and they turn their attention to toilet humor and their television. Mind you I enjoy perversity myself, but in all things moderation. If you don’t feel like thinking, fine you don’t have respond to her posts but if you do I ask, no I plead with you, I am on bended knee asking that if you do respond please put some intelligent thought into your answers and give me some mental stimulation, I doubt more than a handful of you could read all of this as this went for more than seven words without mentioning breasts or naked people, for those of you who read this I thank you and I mean no disrespect and I expect the same from you.

Thats what she meant by what she said, I think...

Why do you say that they're boring? You ever seen Pirates of Penzance, lightning quick wit, love, coreographed sword fights, the human condition placed in front of you to enjoy, I'd not say by any stretch of the imagination boring... but to each their own

What’s your favorite monologue from a play, musical, or other theatre performance?
Please feel free to share a quote if you have it on hand... and maybe tell us about why you like it so much.

I myself have a few favorites but my all time favorite monologue is from 1776:

"I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two are called a law firm and that three or more become a congress! And by-god I have had this congress for ten years king George and his parliament have gulled, cullied, and diddled these colonies with their illegal taxes, stamp acts, Townsend acts, sugar acts, TEA acts. And when we dared stand up to them like men, they stopped our trade, seized our ships, blockaded our ports, burned our towns and SPILLED OUR BLOOD!! And still this congress wont grant any of my proposals on independence, even so much as the courtesy of open debate... Good God what in hell are they waiting for?"

I think I enjoy this so much because John Adams is what I want to be when I grow up, an opinionated obnoxious man who is so brilliant that nobody can find fault in his arguments and usually end up agreeing with him even though they distain him...

$3, I bought $15 worth of tickets and got one winner... oh yeah bask in my magnanimous lucktitude

GET YOUR POOP OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

Sorry to tell you this dudette, he wants you to sit like a puppy while he lives his life and when he gets tired of trying he'll come home to you for what he wants, then after he gets tired of you again he'll just leave again, my X wanted the same thing from me, but she ended up leaving with my friend, my money and my car.... kick his ass out of your life, it can't end up well whatever you do...

Human tastes like bacon with the consistency of steak...I don't know from personal experience... ummmm... one of my friends told me.. yeah thats right... friend...

The real question is would you rather be the way you are because of too much thought or would you rather rather feel this way because you thought too little...

Recession is slow growth in the whole United States economy, depression is losing jobs and capital in the economy.