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Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:33 AM Topic: WHY?
Why do I keep getting fired? What`s so important about pants?

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:32 AM Topic: WHY?
Why does the sun shine? Why does an Irishman dance?

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:27 AM Topic: It Takes Nine Months To Make A Baby...
That`s too long, come on ladies, hurry up. If we men made the babies, we`d crank em out in two weeks. Any parts missing, we`d duct tape those on later. No twenty four hour deliveries either, we`d say, "Pull my finger", pooooofffffffff It`s Miller time.

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:23 AM Topic: OK Guys, The Women are Tired...
Nice to meet you, I was kicked off another site for having too much fun. Looks like I can share some laughs here.

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:21 AM Topic: Sex as a Weapon
Women get to use sex as a weapon, we can`t do that What are we going to say? That`s it no sex for you tonight I love that expression, Sex as a Weapon. Could you use it as a weapon to rob a bank? walk in there naked, Ok everybody lie down, don`t make me use this. Just give me the money and nobody gets laid.

Mitchell1221 Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 89	Tue 10/30/07 06:19 AM Topic: OK Guys, The Women are Tired...
of being the guinea pigs for birth control. They say, Let`s experiment with the men for a while, they are the compulsive pollinators. Leave the flower alone, let`s fix that stinger on the bee.

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