My Doorbell~~~The White Stripes
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If someone asked me out, then suggested I pay, even half, I would be laughing my head off. As I walked away. If I asked them, then I would pay. Seems simple. I don't care whether or not they expect sex, let us assume so, it will always be a free choice, yes or no. Whoever pays. The person who invites would typically host/hostess, but the rules have to be flexible...what's that old "made to be broken" expression? Well Ive never had a female ask me out most people say I look mean on first glance but you cant judge a book by the cover |
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Possum Kingdom~~~Toadies
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If I ask a women out then I am intending to treat her and show off a bit on some of the secret fun things to do I know and if shes thinking of money rather then how fun shes having with me then I aint doin right by her
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Me and My Goons~~~~Plies
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Cold beer~~~Jamey Johnson feat Colt Ford
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No if a women offers to pay for anything on a date then to me that means its not going well and she aint into me
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Write This Down~~~George Strait
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Casey Jones~~~Greatful Dead
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Ol' Red~~~Blake Shelton
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Monkey Wrench~~~Foo Fighters
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Lodi Dodi~~~Snoop Dogg
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Topic:
older couple
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A older couple thats been married for 25+years have an odd rutine of sitting on there front porch butt naked well the women holds the mans privates and discuss eachothers day. One day the women went to their meeting spot and her husband was M.I.A. she searches the house up and down goes to the back yard and sees someone sitting under the tree in the back 40 as she approchs she sees her husband with a 19 year old girl she stops and asks her husband "please please tell me what this girl has that i dont have?" he replies "parkinsons."
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Girl I got You~~~Young Money
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Topic:
sitting in a bar
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Me and my lil bro went to the local bar we sat down and ordered our drinks. I drank my beer so fast the bartender didnt have time to turn around I asked for another she looked at me and asked "what was wrong?" I stated "my lil brother here just told me of banks you can go rub one out in a cup and they will give you 50 bucks." she says yea so I replied "well do you have any idea how much money I flused down the toilet?"
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Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo~~~~BloodHound Gang
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I Get Money~~~50 cent
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Back Against the Wall~~~~Cage the Elephant
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Three Little Birds~~~~Bob Marley
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Pretty Good at Drinkin Beer~~~~Billy Currington
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