A older couple thats been married for 25+years have an odd rutine of sitting on there front porch butt naked well the women holds the mans privates and discuss eachothers day. One day the women went to their meeting spot and her husband was M.I.A. she searches the house up and down goes to the back yard and sees someone sitting under the tree in the back 40 as she approchs she sees her husband with a 19 year old girl she stops and asks her husband "please please tell me what this girl has that i dont have?" he replies "parkinsons."