Great attitude.

The funny part was, you've had to do that for thousands of years.

A tribesman was seen doing anonymous acts of kindness.
The Chief honored him with a Medal of Humility.
A few days later, it was taken from him.
They caught him wearing it.
Moral.
Do good works without needing recognition.

I judge on how quick she can fetch beer.

I prefer my women on the natural side.

If telling them you have a man doesn't keep them from hitting on you, tell them you used to be a man.

Son: "Dad, I think I'm old enough now. Is there a Santa Claus?."
Dad: "Ok, I agree that your old enough. But before I tell you, I have a question for you. You see, the truth is a dangerous gift. Once you know something, you can't unknow it. Once you know the truth about Santa Claus, you will never again understand and relate to him as you do now. So my question is: Are you sure you want to know?"
Brief pause: Son: "Yes, I want to know"
Dad: "Ok, I'll tell you: Yes there is a Santa Claus" Son: "Really?" Dad: Yes, really, but he's not an old man with a beard in a red suit. That's just what we tell kids. You see, kids are too young to understand the true nature of Santa Claus, so we explain it to them in a way that they can understand. The truth about Santa Claus is that he's not a person at all; he's an idea. Think of all those presents Santa gave you over the years. I actually bought those myself. I watched you open them. And did it bother me that you didn't thank me? Of course not! In fact it gave me great pleasure. You see, Santa Claus is THE IDEA OF GIVING FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING, without thought of thanks or acknowledgement.
When I saw that Women collapse on the subway last week and called for help, I knew that she'd never know that it was me that summoned the ambulance. I was being Santa Claus when I did that."
Son: "Oh."
Dad: "So now that you know, you're part of it. You have to be Santa Claus too now. That means you can never tell a young kid the secret, and you have to help us select Santa presents for them, and most important, you have to look for opportunities to help people. Got it?"

Help each other this Christmas and...be kind ❤

by Mike Brest
| November 22, 2019 09:50 AM
Trump said he wants an impeachment trial in the Senate if the House impeaches him.

Speaking to Fox & Friends on Friday morning, the president touched on recent testimonies from multiple career diplomats in front of the House Intelligence Committee. Trump has been accused of abusing the powers of the presidency to help his reelection campaign. While speaking about the officials who testified, the president claimed he wants a trial in the Senate.

Host Brian Kilmeade responded, “You want a trial?”

Trump replied, “Oh, I would! Look, number one, they should never, ever impeach. I watched, I watched five people on your network yesterday say there’s nothing here. Andy McCarthy, how about Ken, special prosecutor,” Trump said.

Kilmeade interjected: “Ken Starr.”

“Special counsel. Ken Starr, he was fantastic, he said there’s nothing here. So ready? Number one, there should never be an impeachment. This is not an impeachment,” Trump concluded.

The president's remarks come a day after White House counsel Pat Cipollone signaled during a meeting with key Senate Republicans that Trump has concluded he has more to gain politically from presenting a detailed defense at trial than from the GOP preventing a trial from happening at all.

Yep.
I've had a few women who gave me ED.
There are many other reasons for ED. Low T, smoking, diabetes, etc.

Absolutely.
I love you're available.
I hate I'm too old for you.

Prime example why the dodo is extinct.

Mostly, the men have to work at it.
Women need only bat their eyes.

I thought maybe you was wanting pictures.

We are a minute part of the animal kingdom.
Competition is a weeding out of the weaker of the species.

Waking up an finding someone hovering over me.
I live alone.

Diabetes is one reason for a low functioning member.
Quite a few women, it seems, want handsome, intellectual, romantic, travelers. They get all that. When they find he can't provide what they REALLY want, it's over.
Take heart dudes. There are women out there who know, there's more than a couple ways to happy endings.
I broke it off with an extra fine, 5 foot, petite, beautiful woman recently. Because of all the other qualities, she/we, worked around the deficiency.
I broke it off for other insurmountable reasons.
There are great women out there who will want the man and will accept the situation.
I praise women. The ones who have the integrity to include in their profiles wether a strong member is a priority or not.

Men can have who they can.
Pretty true, I believe.
Your thoughts?

AN AIRPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.

THE FIRST PASSENGER, HOLLY MADISON SAID, "I HAVE MY OWN REALITY SHOW AND I AM THE SMARTEST AND PRETTIEST WOMAN AT PLAYBOY, SO AMERICANS DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE FIRST PACK AND JUMPED OUT OF THE PLANE.

THE SECOND PASSENGER, JOHN MCCAIN , SAID, "I'M A SENATOR, AND A DECORATED WAR HERO FROM AN ELITE NAVY UNIT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA." SO HE GRABBED THE SECOND PACK AND JUMPED.

THE THIRD PASSENGER, BARACK OBAMA SAID, "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND I AM THE SMARTEST EVER IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, SOME EVEN CALL ME THE ANOINTED ONE." SO HE GRABBED THE PACK NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED OUT.

THE FOURTH PASSENGER, BILLY GRAHAM, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE AND SERVED MY GOD THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE. "THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. GRAHAM. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AMERICA'S SMARTEST PRESIDENT TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG ."

I'll bet a dime that you share this one !!

That term hasn't been used in a coons age.
Well, I'll be dipped. Coons age. How long since anyone used that on?
Anyhoo.
Personally, mine ain't what it used to be.
Good part of it is, it keeps me out of a lot of drama. And, allows me to be more particular.
Men. Older dudes, like me. Do you find this problematic attracting a mate?
Women. Is a man with low libido not worth wasting your time? Or, could you live with it and be content?