If you are fascinated with fantasy, then yes

Well it seems that Christmas, myself and relationships do not mix well!

The past two years I have broken up with someone, last years was due to me being cheated on and getting informed by text message (classy).

This year is different however. I was in a good casual friendship, all the signs going in the right direction. Then out of the blue i'm hit for six with a better rejection then Shaq (only NBA refernce I can make at the mo).

Am I upset? Surprisingly not too much, but I am hugely dissapointed and surprised at this.

I guess there's no moral, no story to be told or question to be asked. Just sharing the dissapointment. The irony was that the first song I heard afterwards was the J Geils band, love stinks!

Still, such is life throughout its stages!

These are the things that we carry
Until time makes us let them go.
These are the things we hold onto
Because this is what life's let us know.
These are our burdens to bury
Until rage grows too fat for our skin;
And these are the ways
We break down to our knees
To gather what once stayed within

Mom does the crying while
Dad does the breaking while
Boys do the lying and
Girls do the faking, it's
Just like the movies, it's
Just like the songs we
Never put out names in but
Still sang along..
And money is lacking and
Time's running out as
We rise to the races and
Swallow the doubt, saying:
"I know much better, won't happen to me!"
It's amazing what blindness will
Lead us to see.

These are the things that must matter
Because they keep returning again.
These are the vain misconceptions
We hope will be right in the end.
These are the things we attain to
Expending our last energies;
Hanging onto those seconds
Of love, lust and learning...
Redigesting our best memories.

The waves do their crashing as
Each sun falls down, lighting
Constant contrast between
The sky and ground, with
Our toes in the sand and
Our eyes to the stars, saying:
"How did we get here? It all seems so far..."
And did this desperate planet
Allow us to sing or
Were we disconnected by
All of these things
All of these things
All of these things that we know...

These are the things we must look at:
An old couple walks, hand in hand.
These are the things to remember:
What heavy rain does for the land.
These are the things to grasp onto:
Conversations between two wallflowers...
Taking one step away from the struggle
And transforming those seconds to hours.

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I don't have many pictures; It’s not that I am secretive, just a bit camera shy and living on my own.

Disclaimer: this profile is subject to change. Void where prohibited by law. Offer not valid in all cities. Some assembly required. No smoking allowed.

Final disclaimer: No offence, but hell itself would have to freeze over before I drive across any major city on a regular basis. No offence to the thousands of beautiful and charming women who live across major towns, but I would rather have an attack of explosive diarrhoea than drive in city traffic. It's not you it's just gridlock.

First Date. You could pick me up in your Ferrari, take me to your private jet, then Wisk me away for a torrid weekend on your private Island estate somewhere in the Caribbean. Unfortunately this will probably leave me feeling cheap and used, so we should probably just go for a Coffee at the nearest Burger King.

* Offers of torrid weekends in the Caribbean will be considered on a case by case basis*

Note.

Please stop regarding me as a mere sexual plaything. It is becoming tiresome. Until now, women have relied on me for countless hours of sexual fulfillment, but I've had quite enough of it.
(Can't believed I typed that.. )

I'm tired of being ogled every time I walk down the street or through the mall.
I'm tired of having random women come up to me in bars half naked, buying me drinks, asking for my number, pretending to be interested in my personality, then forgetting my name.

I'm tired of being pressured to 'put out' for you just because you're horny or trying to impress your family and friends or members of Plenty of Fish .

I'm tired of waking up the next day only to find you gone, then waiting by the phone in vain hoping for it to ring.

What I want...What I insist...and...What I am after...

Is what every other active good looking well built sincere heterosexual reasonable man wants -?

TWINS.

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 9

Yea, whatever the Ladies are drinking, and some Kamikazes, and keep the Kamikazes flowing.
Ed are you trying to get us drunk? think you might be able to take advantage of us.
Well Rita I am trying to get you girls drunk, but not trying to take advantage of any of you, just having some fun. Hell it can't get much better than this, Me with three beautiful woman.
He could be a keeper Julie,
Here comes the band, Come on lets dance,
You girls go, I will join in later.
OK ED YOU KNOW WHERE WE WILL BE.
COME ON DAWN, JULIE, LETS DANCE.
HI, IS ANYONE SITTING HERE?
NO, BUT THEY WILL BE BACK.
OK, I AM JUST GETTING A DRINK.
MY NAME IS BETH,
HI BETH, ED.
HELLO ED, GREAT BAND, LOVE THEIR MUSIC.
YEA ME TOO BETH.
JULIE I THINK SOME ***** IS TRYING TO PICK UP ED.
ITS OK RITA, LET IT GO, WE ARE NOT DATING, HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS.
LOOK AT HER, SHES ALL OVER HIM, SHE MIGHT OF WORE SOME UNDERWARE WITH THAT OUTFIT. SLUT.
BETH IT WAS NICE METTING YOU, I AM GOING TO DANCE.
OH SURE ED, BY YOURSELF?
NO THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE I WANT TO DANCE WITH.
YOU SURE ED, I WAS THINKING ABOUT LEAVING, BUT I NEED A RIDE.
ANY OTHER NIGHT I WOULD JUMP AT THE CHANCE BETH, BUT TONIGHT I AM SURE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALL A CAB.
HEY GIRLS,
HI ED, GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.
COME OVER HERE ED, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
OK JULIE.
WHERE WE GOING NOW, I WANT TO GET SOME AIR, LETS GO ON THE PATIO.
OK JULIE.
Lets sit over here,
What's up Julie? are you ok?
Yes Ed, I am fine, I just wanted to be alone with you for a minute, I want you to kiss me like you did before.
I would like that Julie.
You really are a great kisser Ed, and I am very comfortable with you.
So are you Julie, and I like being with you a real lot.
LOOK RITA, THEIR MAKING OUT ON THE PATIO.
I THINK JULIE REALLY LIKES HIM DAWN, OR SHE IS REALLY HORNY, HA HA HA
NO RITA SHE LIKES HIM, I CAN TELL
YOUR RIGHT DAWN, I HAVEN"T SEEN THAT GLOW ON HER FACE IN A LONG, LONG TIME.
IT WOULD REALLY BE GOOD FOR HER TO LIKE SOMEONE AGAIN, ITS BEEN 5 YEARS SINCE ROY DIED, AND THE OTHER GUYS SHE DATED HERE AND THERE WERE ALL JERKS, GOOD LOOKING BUT NO SUBSTANCE.
I really like the way you kiss Ed, I love to kiss, and I could kiss you all night.
I love to kiss too Julie, and really like kissing you, it feels right.
Yes it does Ed, it does feel right.
Are you happy Julie?
Very Ed, and you?
Very,,,,,,

Tricky monkey.

eh, illustration purposes...

If I was into girls I'd want one with an azz, not Paris.

Eh, I don't like girls and Tiger isn't my type.

love is fascinating in itself..should a relationship be based on that, no.
Then we would all want to be in love with Paris Hilton or Tiger Woods.

Fascination with what?

Love itself? The person? I don't get it......

Julie and Ed a Love Story Part 8

Julie I think your phone is ringing,
Yea it is, its my friend Rita, Hello, Hi Rita, yea I know, I had to give Canada her shot, be there in 10.
Come on Ed, my friends Rita, and Dawn are at the bar, I was suppose to meet them there.
Ok. Julie lets go,
They know how to party Ed, I hope you can keep up,, ha ha
I will be fine Julie, I can party too,
Great, you will like them, they are both really hot, especially Dawn,
They can't be as hot as you Julie,
Thanks Ed, you know your really sweet, and I'm not all that, but I'm glad you think I am.
Don't forget your keys,
Got them right here, why you didn't like my thong, ha ha giggle
I haven't found anything I don't like about you, and just so you know you have a great a**,
Are you an a** man Ed?
Since you asked, yes I am,
See you later Canada, be a good girl, It's raining, lets hurry,
Wow I'm soaked,
Me too,
There they are,
Hey girls,
Hi Julie, and who is this handsome guy?
Rita, Dawn, meet my new friend Ed,
Hi, Ed
Hello Rita, Dawn, pleased to meet you,
What happened to the band?
Taking a break.
Julie I am going to use the bathroom, be right back.
Ok Ed,
All right Julie, what's going on, who's the hottie,
Yea Julie where did you find him? He's really cute,
Ok, you guys, hands off, I met him here,
And you took him home already, was he any good? ha ha ha ,
He just went with me to give Canada her shot, lucky he did, you won't believe what happened,
What, he made you cumm, ha ha ha
Stop it, lets just say he had his head up my butt,
What's that mean Julie,
Later, here he comes,
What's everyone drinking?
Are you buying Ed?
Yes Dawn I am,
I like him already,

alright here is what we need girl, 2 flash lights, a pack of fags and a glow in the dark Yomega yo-yo. the plan is we head south by foot till we hit the border. from there we mark our expedition only under the shroud of night to avoid the unnecessary confrontations with over zealous border patrols. however, we would need to make haste of our efforts,because at this point the lack of ration preparation would be taking its toll. but don't be scared, it won't be much further until we reach our goal, the final push awaits our strife. the journey would now only be hindered through cerebral obstructions, so forward we must venture. step by step, we will march against the tides nature. so ignore the harsh winds and the chilling rain for i will shelter them for you. and you will sing the song you've sang a thousand times before, and sing them to me a thousand times more. and each time it would boost my moral greater than the previous. so let us jaunt in the sea of adventure till we grow old and weary. then we shall rest, and reminisce of the past over hazy smoke. and with our flash lights we would crave our legacy in to the stars. so let us drown in laughter of ever ever after and only let the heavens share our story. lol who's with me?

WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVE AND SEX????
REPLY SOON.........

Hi, new here! :)

I can not answer this question...cuz I know I can't stop at a kiss, especially a good kiss!

you have a love interest on the net. You two have talked it up and now it's that magical time to meet. There's one problem, you have come to the realization that the relationship is not something that fits into your life right now. Would you be grown up about it and tell them or slip off into the cracks of the net or....?

*This does not pertain to me....lol Angel and I are way past the love interest stage! Hell, I have been living with her for 8 months. However, It did happen about a year before her on another site and I was just curious how you would handle it.