dude, everyone sacrifices a couple virgins to Lucifer and eats the charred remains every once in a while.........wait a minute... this is the wrong forum

dude you've gotta be kidding LOL

step foot on the buss; the wig comes off the pseudo chick as a bunch of bulging thongs close in to suffocate any chance you have of escape...i would clinch all orifices for dear life...you hear Cher's muffled cd on in the background; what a nightmare

i thought about this one for a while long ago and came up with the opinion that its all about being comfortable----the more comfortable you are, the more girls seem to dig you...******** don't care about the girls so they are super comfortable because they don't care about treating the girl right or going out of their way at all---i've actually tested being nice and being an ******* out with girls: ******* me ALWAYS won...BUT usually, the girls that are attracted to this really aren't worth anything substantial and meaningful; so take solace in that

no no i took no offense; i was just asking if you were talking to me.

lol okay that's kinda what i figured---yeah i'm with you on that note--i had a gay guy actually try to grab my junk about a year ago, like out of the blue. i was talking to him while i was working at 4th street live and he just lunged for it...i was about to slam his head through the glass window

wait what is the baitbus? was that directed at me?

honesty (don't rage all over me, just ignore me if this offends you):

you need to have something that separates you from other girls instead of relying on dumb chance/circumstance/looks to carry you through if you want a guy that's worth a long run with (as many single girls do indeed rely on in my experience: many guys will stick with a girl out of how things just end up after the initial attraction of the aforementioned criteria. Many girlfriends of mine (friends who are girls who share with me their evil tactics of getting the best guys or competing with other girls) for instance don't vary much in terms of being competitive and somewhat malicious instead of striving to become beautiful souls. They tend to be wrapped up in the material world/self centered and they have schemes in which anything they do that may appear to be altruistic or truly caring are really actually contrivances to end up with selfish ends. This causes them to appear somewhat the same in the eyes of guys. So the guy ends up simply picking the best looking one out of the bunch or basing his decision on something else other than the special real true love he might feel for someone he sees something exceptional in)

if he sees something unique/special and beautiful in you (possibly character wise) that's going to be the likely thing to make him see past ANYTHING for the diamond he sees in you

THEN AGAIN:

There are SO MANY types of people out there now, you actually probably won't have any problem at all as long as you don't confine your hunting grounds

leer creepily with a grinch style smile progressively curling

whoa... krupa's poses and photos are nothing less than glorious L O L

that made my night: the star sparkled eyes and the picture with the other people, he stands out like hell doing the face towards the sky/superman style sort of pose

fun stuff

attempt a high five

hmmm... i like the guy with the mustache; classic chick magnet. i bet he gets new action on a half-hourly basis

lol, i like this one below with the motorcycle saying that he just rode in to say hi... i looked over at his (personal) picture afterwards and saw EXACTLY what I expected to see (perfect cool biker looking guy)

i don't know, maybe it was a you had to be there moment...

I received a new machine from a friend with Xp os. Totally clean from garbage this time and I'm going to try and keep it this way instead of downloading everything in the world I think might be cool to have. I downloaded a must have Divx web player and it worked fine for a while to watch movies from the internet on. But now, whenever I go to a site that employs it, the whole browser crashes and I have to ctrl alt del to end program and fix it. tried using it on google chrome and firefox... WTF?! >;(

i believe the only changes since it was working are: downloded psx emultor, direct x from microsoft, and a couple firefox plug-ins (but, as i said, google chrome also crashes when i use the player)

i am computer savvy and if anyone here is smart enough to fix this one, i will bow before you and, if you like, throw a couple courtesans your way...