oh lol there's the link

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blslavemaster6.htm

Jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY State Police Warning

Netlore Archive
Description: Email hoax
Status: False
Circulating since: May 2006 (this version)
Analysis: See below


Email text contributed by Bill C., 16 May 2006:

Subject: Fwd: Fw: Read this if you go online at all.

WARNING FROM THE STATE POLICE. . USA (Not a joke.)

State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then
send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this
is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay
attention to.

If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts
you, do not reply. DO not talk to this person; do not answer any of
his/her instant messages or e-mail. Whoever this person may be, he/she
is a suspect for murder in the death of 56 women (so far) contacted
through the Internet. Please send this to all the women on your buddy
list and ask them to pass this on, as well. This screen-name was seen on
Yahoo, AOL, AIM, and Excite so far. This is not a joke! Please send this
to men too... just in case! Send to everyone you know!

Ladies, this is serious.

Jennifer S. Faulkner
Education/Information Specialist Roanoke Fire-EMS




Comments: Completely false. This is an ongoing hoax in which the
screen name "jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNey" has been subsituted for
"Slavemaster" in the text of email alerts circulating since June 2000.
Follow the links below to view the original messages and analysis:

Slavemaster Warning - Original Alert
From June 2000

SweetCaliGuy4ever Warning - 2001 Variant
From March 2001

Slavemaster Warning - 2001 Variant #2
From March 2001

Slavemaster Warning - 2001 Variant #3
From August 2001

Monkeyman935 Warning - 2002 Variant
From October 2002

everyone please if you're gonna post news stories please post the
source..........

yeah and that's something else I was gonna say.......state police? Nope
this would be a federal warning if it was real lol FBI

boguss I'm sure, he would have done been tracked down by now

well I see stuff during certain hours everytime I go to look. I can
show anyone in person and they are hard to describe on here but just go
out in the country away from city lights on a dark moonless night.
Between the hours of 9pm central time and 12am central time you can see
many lights moving around. I first saw them there were 4 flying in
somewhat of a formation. There are no military bases close to this area
and the whole time I never saw any military aircraft but once and that
is another story. Civilian aircraft don't fly this way especially at
night. Now for the military aircraft I did see once there, me and my
brother were outside and saw a light of some sort flying through the air
just about dark, then behind that we saw a military fighter aircraft
following/chasing the light. we turned to look back at the light and the
light was gone, looked back at the aircraft and it had made a complete
u-turn. The nearest military base is about 150 miles away. No idea what
all these pbjects are and not really concerned but they were objects and
were flying and most definately not identifiable by me, so therefore to
me they are UFO's

I'm with you Sluggo way to much lol

Public the US wants to use all the rest of the oil in the world before
we use our own supplies, think about the war machines and the gasoline
consumption that the require. If the us can have a monopoly on oil at
some point in the future, until is a change in the engines that run
tanks, helicopters, and all other aircraft and even the missile systems
we will have the best functioning military hands down. No really I don't
know this but we definately need to keep as much as possible in our
grasp to handle any load we put on it.

Scotty beam me down some smokes

congrats TxsGal

and an aids test

that was ok

me? nope don't think so and hope I don't come off shallow but that's my
honest answer

I smoke and it don't bother me either way if no-one else likes it they
can kiss my ashtray

Yo momma so nasty that her s.h.i.t is glad to escape.

Yo momma so nasty that her **** is glad to escape.

LOL good ones guys and ladies ty

well singlepamom the main pic you have you do look like a dude in it
sorry maybe just a bad pic day or something the old navy pic on your
profile looks fine though maybe you should reverse them

we'll just get Scotty to beam the trolls up

LOL LG