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Sat 03/26/11 11:40 PM
Sugar Momma

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Sat 03/26/11 11:37 PM
Edited by SPovek on Sat 03/26/11 11:38 PM
This is the easiest fix. Try this...


Column A______________________________Column B

1.____________________________________1.
2.____________________________________2.
3.____________________________________3.

Now write down the 3 most important things to you about this person in column A, then write the 3 worst differences in column B.

Side by side do a calculated importance factor. If #1 in column A is more important than #1 in column B you scratch out column B's #1.

If atleast 2 column A items remain (majority rules) then this person would be a good match for you. If you concentrate on the important issues then the rest is just something to have make-up sex over :D

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Sat 03/26/11 11:29 PM
Dean, always remember, when a computer is acting stranger than your common sense, it can usually fe fixed or figured out by either right clicking or double clicking. Just like a Human Brain, a computer is very complicated but will definately respond if you poke it with a stick lol

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Sat 03/26/11 11:02 PM
Regional Vice President of communications and on-line residual client base affirmation for ....

HUH Industries.

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Sat 03/26/11 10:59 PM
Buy him a home pornstar kit so he will get better at it lol

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Sat 03/26/11 09:06 PM
I'd hope he would start with the estimated yearly weight accumulated by our solar system each year. That way it's not a corny pick up line lol

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Sat 03/26/11 08:56 PM


Yes! Educated women do frighten men.

Want to know why? It's very simple and most men won't say it but....


It's their mother. A woman more educated than them makes them think of their mother. What man likes dating his mother?


I can assure with complete confidence that I would have no interest in mothering you

but I might make you do math:tongue:


I took Trig in the 6th grade :D
Bring on the math lol

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Fri 03/25/11 12:00 AM
You guys have forgotten the three most important C words.

Conscience
Compassion
Cheer

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Thu 03/24/11 03:42 PM
World Famous Fried Chicken

I got this one from my father.

1. Drive to KFC
2. buy bucket of chicken
3. Drive home
4. Eat chicken

I'm getting good at this one lol

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Thu 03/24/11 03:25 PM
Edited by SPovek on Thu 03/24/11 03:25 PM




I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my uh "longjohn"

It would have read: Welcome to my humble A-bone, I hope you enjoy the ride and wish to remind you to hang on for dear life during your entire stay :)~

Too wordy?


HELL NO! If it's as long as the sentence its def worthy of the tatt.:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Believe it or not (believe it, I can email the proof in an instant) The length of the wording on my screen is 2.3" shorter :-D


Im guessing you are in the wrong business thenlaugh laugh laugh


Doubtfully. I bet I make more a week then they do per month lol

Atleast I better lol

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Thu 03/24/11 03:20 PM
I hate to say it but, As far as sexual content is concerned, compared to Europe, America is tighter than a frogs .....

And teen pregnancy isn't as big a problem there as it is here.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:53 AM
Not to say the wrong thing, especially about a child but, He could be a late bloomer and recently "discovered himself". If that is the case and you try to crowd him being motherly or inquisitive you will only alienate him further. Do a little investigative work when he isn't home. Look for adult materials or something he may be using to "assist" in the task. Look under the bathroom sink. Not just inside but inside and up. Look on the very top shelves where you keep the good linnens that are very rarely touched. Look inside his pillowcase. Inside any shoebox or toy box in the closet. Behind the dresser too.

Again, not trying to worry you or say the wrong thing. Atleast this way you can start eliminating things he could be up to. If this is it, PLEASE let him be.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:42 AM
Visit www.inhabitat.com

Your payout may take a little longer than bank interest but it will be much much higer.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:31 AM
I have always been intrigued by numbers so the hard part for me was choosing which of just 2 jobs would keep me interested. I'm pretty sure I lucked out and picked the right one.

So I would say, Think back to when you were just a kid. What made you the happiest then? That's what you should do.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:28 AM
Most healt nutritionists say unles you want to wake up wider than you were before you went to bed then no.

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Thu 03/24/11 10:18 AM


I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my uh "longjohn"

It would have read: Welcome to my humble A-bone, I hope you enjoy the ride and wish to remind you to hang on for dear life during your entire stay :)~

Too wordy?


HELL NO! If it's as long as the sentence its def worthy of the tatt.:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Believe it or not (believe it, I can email the proof in an instant) The length of the wording on my screen is 2.3" shorter :-D

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Thu 03/24/11 10:12 AM
I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my uh "longjohn"

It would have read: Welcome to my humble A-bone, I hope you enjoy the ride and wish to remind you to hang on for dear life during your entire stay :)~

Too wordy?

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Thu 03/24/11 10:03 AM
^Blues Lounge singer



motivational speaker


Too funny lol

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Thu 03/24/11 09:41 AM
I would hire her a puditdere.

Everytime she left something out of place, the help would find where it goes and puditdere.

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Thu 03/24/11 09:36 AM
TY :)