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Sun 07/06/14 11:36 AM
I got tired of washing the dam thing after he hunched on it every night... That's why I started banging Brenda and the other waffle house queens... Sooner or later he needed to learn life is not about teddy bears.. It's about getting what you can get..

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Sun 07/06/14 11:35 AM

-with messages? I'm starting to wonder if I might be too good a catch for online dating sites. Women probably think I'm too good to be true. I mean they're always going on about scammers and how all men are pigs.


Because you did not mention your abs.... You got to have abs...

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Sun 07/06/14 11:24 AM
There are plenty of two bit tricks out there that will mix my drinks... Pete can't leave me... He won't last too nights out there without his little teddy bear...

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Sun 07/06/14 11:10 AM


PETE where's my damn drink at !!!!


He ran away from home!! You scared him off!! tears :tongue:


it's not my fault Brenda took her teeth out before she came in... $10 don't buy top-of-the-line, it's about time he learns that... Dam boy ain't ever going to grow up...

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Sun 07/06/14 10:56 AM
PETE where's my damn drink at !!!!

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Sun 07/06/14 10:52 AM

80's Sound Track Hits
1. Footloose ~ Kenny Loggins
2. Cruel Summer ~ Bananarama
3. Danger Zone ~ Kenny Loggins
4. Don't You Forget About Me ~ Simple Minds
5. What a Feeling ~ Irene Cara
6. The Never Ending Story ~ Limahl
7. Ghostbusters ~ Ray Parker Jr.
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love smooched :heart:

That is a love song right? :laughing:

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Sun 07/06/14 10:51 AM


I want sexual relation with animal


You and me ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel... lol stink'n eifel65 lol >.<


OMG

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Sun 07/06/14 10:37 AM

ask away :)


It could be a petition for sex outside of marriage, sure you want her to ask?

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Sun 07/06/14 10:36 AM
I knew it! rofl Told you so!!

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Sun 07/06/14 09:18 AM

80's Sound Track Hits
1. Footloose ~ Kenny Loggins
2. Cruel Summer ~ Bananarama
3. Danger Zone ~ Kenny Loggins
4. Don't You Forget About Me ~ Simple Minds
5. What a Feeling ~ Irene Cara
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pitchfork smooched pitchfork

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Sun 07/06/14 09:12 AM
Because, if you do not put the right amount of spicy tomato juice in the vodka, it just doesn't taste right...

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Sun 07/06/14 09:08 AM
One dude found a dad on this website, anything is possible! :thumbsup:

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Sun 07/06/14 09:06 AM

80's Sound Track Hits
1. Footloose ~ Kenny Loggins
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No, the tongue was an invitation to a French kiss blushing

(creepy I know, but I was working with what I had)

smooched

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Sun 07/06/14 08:28 AM
:heart: flowerforyou blushing smitten smooched smitten blushing flowerforyou :heart:

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Sun 07/06/14 08:27 AM

80's Sound Track Hits
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About time!! tongue2


:heart: smooched good morning kissessmooched :heart:

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Sun 07/06/14 08:22 AM

Hell sexy;)


Out of your age range dude....

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Sun 07/06/14 08:18 AM
How do you deal with the smell of mothballs?

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Sun 07/06/14 07:42 AM
Edited by Thomas27 on Sun 07/06/14 07:43 AM
I have had sex before marriage lots of times. Actually more than I have had sex within marriage..

If you want to have sex, just have sex.

I even had sex in Arizona once. :angel: (so there are girls there that will do it)

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Sun 07/06/14 07:37 AM
I was being sarcasticrofl

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Sun 07/06/14 07:25 AM
Thank you, but please do not state your opinion about sex before marriage to the wise one up above that I was referring my question to.. It is only a matter of time before he really chimes in on your thread and straightens you out ha ha