WHEW! Everclear and homemade wine......I think everyone has a tail after consuming that combo........

{{{{Hey, Catch}}}}

....awww, c'mon...have an open mind, bored

One little smiley face behind another little smiling face doing there "sweet thang"

Or, a dancing penis....I don't care for those dancing bananas out there

....I am assuming it is, QB...

Maybe we need a "humping" emoticon.....

Easy Street, Blue Moon, Sam Adams lite......

No coWINKIEdink here, Duffy?

.....should have gone for beer......

I hate to tell you this, hun, but that is life in it's most typical form. You have to decide early on to roll with the punches and take it day-by-day. It is a never ending cycle; things will be going along wonderfully, your happy, love your job, lots of friends, great home, nice car, loving mate....then BOOM!!......you lose your job, a friend backstabs you, you have to move to a less expensive home...(providing it is not consumed by fire, flood or other natural disaster).....the engine or transmission goes out on your car, or you find out your lover is cheating....(perhaps with one of your good friends). It will all come around full circle again...and again....and again........

Okay, I am totally with Puffins on this. You appear to move quite quickly in the relationship department. (Just going on info. in your posts here). I really hope you slow it down.....breathe....take some time.....get to know yourself before you open the door to guys you know little about. I only tell you this because I been there, done that in my youth. It's like taking the LOOOONNNGGGGGGGGGG way around.

Salt....I am a sodium FREAK!! Raised that way. The good news is for now I actually have the cholesteral level of an athlete, (suprised the hell outta me!), and my BP is 106/70....

Way to be happy, looking!

That's funny!!!

....Good Lord, bored...did you look it up?....

Yep, you got that right.

Depends on what they look like........keep 'em open for the cute ones, but the unattractive boys.....my eyes are sealed shut until morning when I have to consider chewing my own arm off to get out........
(Joke).....

Embrace your inner DIVA..................

CHEERS!!
The more I drink the more this is all becoming clearer to me................

I'll drink to that!!