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Sat 10/13/07 05:27 PM
hey hows ya b?

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Sat 10/13/07 05:22 PM
Hey juth and rudy..hows my fave ladies?

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Fri 10/12/07 05:39 PM
hey fist...stay away from my sheep

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Fri 10/12/07 05:38 PM
Hey robin:)

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Fri 10/12/07 05:35 PM
another of these invading newbies here:):)

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Fri 10/12/07 12:20 PM
whole lotta shakin goin on in my pnats

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Fri 10/12/07 12:18 PM
Hello:)

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Fri 10/12/07 12:17 PM
oh man the twists and turns thsi thread is taking is crackin me right da funk up

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Fri 10/12/07 12:12 PM
bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Fri 10/12/07 11:56 AM
good to see ya mark:)

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Fri 10/12/07 11:26 AM
lol,gonna have to work on them deb.i sent an email to jenn but havent said anything to anyone else

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Fri 10/12/07 10:53 AM
If i can put a smile on some lovely ladies faces or give them a chuckle9i usually dont get em to chuckle till i drop my drawerslaugh 0 then its a good day:)

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Fri 10/12/07 10:20 AM
A Pet Crocodile

An Australian walks into a bar with a
pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar.

He then
turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make you a deal.
I'll open
this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the croc will close
his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my
genitals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will
buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.

The
man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the
crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd
gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the
first of his free drinks were
delivered.

The Australian stood up
again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to
give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went
up in the back of the bar.

A BLONDE Australian woman timidly
spoke up..........."I'll try it! ....






Just don't hit me so hard with the beer
bottle."

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Fri 10/12/07 10:17 AM
i just dont know bout this cavewoman stuff thosick

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Fri 10/12/07 10:14 AM
It is quite refreshing.lots of great people here im finding out

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Fri 10/12/07 10:10 AM
I came here cuz i was invited by a friend and i have to say im really glad i did.Times have been rough lately but the people here have given me back my smile.Thanks to all i have crossed paths with and to those i have yet to:)

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Fri 10/12/07 09:57 AM
round my ears:)

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Fri 10/12/07 09:55 AM
A MAN WAS WALKING HOME ALONE LATE ONE FOGGY NIGHT WHEN BEHIND HIM HE
HEARS...


BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



WALKING FASTER, HE LOOKS BACK AND THROUGH THE FOG HE MAKES OUT THE IMAGE OF
AN UPRIGHT CASKET BANGING ITS WAY DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET TOWARD HIM.




BUMP...



BUMP...



BUMP...



TERRIFIED, THE MAN BEGINS TO RUN TOWARD
HIS HOME, THE CASKET BOUNCING WILDLY BEHIND HIM.




FASTER...



FASTER...



BUMP...



BUMP...




BUMP...



HE RUNS UP TO HIS DOOR, FUMBLING WITH HIS KEYS, OPENS THE DOOR, RUSHES IN,
SLAMS AND LOCKS THE DOOR BEHIND HIM.



HOWEVER, THE CASKET CRASHES THROUGH HIS DOOR, THE LID OF THE CASKET CLAPPING
LOUDLY.




CLAPPITY-BUMP...


CLAPPITY-BUMP...


CLAPPITY-BUMP...


ON HIS HEELS, THE TERRIFIED MAN RUNS!!!



RUSHING UPSTAIRS, THE MAN LOCKS HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM. HIS HEART IS
POUNDING, HIS HEAD IS REELING, HIS BREATH COMING IS SOBBING GASPS.



WITH A LOUD CRASH THE CASKET BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR, BUMPING AND CLAPPING
TOWARD HIM.




THE MAN SCREAMS AND REACHES FOR SOMETHING.....ANYTHING, BUT ALL HE CAN FIND
IS A BOTTLE OF COUGH SYRUP!



DESPERATE, HE THROWS THE BOTTLE OF COUGH
SYRUP AT THE CASKET...




AND...














(HOPEFULLY YOU'RE READY FOR THIS!!!)




















THE COFFIN STOPS!


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Fri 10/12/07 09:48 AM
no boobs here

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Fri 10/12/07 09:23 AM
<--checks his toes

nope no hair:)