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Wed 03/16/11 09:50 PM
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Wed 03/16/11 09:34 PM
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2010

Scenario:Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark.. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

Scenario:Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students..

1957 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

Scenario :Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

Scenario :Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark gets glass of water from Principal to take aspirin with.

2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario :Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a bullant nest.

1957 - Ants die.

2010- State Police, Star Force, Federal Police & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, Feds investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario :Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary . Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

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Wed 03/16/11 09:21 PM
The great escape...........in between my legs spock

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Wed 03/16/11 09:20 PM
smokin winner

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Wed 03/16/11 09:19 PM
MWAHHHHHHH

im not bias to any sex hehe

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Wed 03/16/11 09:17 PM
i think he is secretly turned on by the idea of food as sex toys - especially spicy hotdogs

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Wed 03/16/11 09:15 PM
tired, stressed and down

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Wed 03/16/11 09:14 PM
show time :)

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Tue 03/15/11 04:44 AM
Sorry everyone, Heres something I wrote a few years ago

They told me that there was nothing more they could do,
They asked to turn the machines off to you,
My heart was filled with sadness and loss
How can they ask me to send you across
I didnt want to believe, i wished it to be untrue

But alas you were disconnected from me
My world crumbled with my everlasting plea
Please let it be a trick
Or at least make it quick
I dont want the cross nor bear to see

My baby boy who lived to die
Time enough to only say goodbye
A kiss upon your cheek
soft words to you did i speak
oh how my heart broke at your cry

It was not quick and it was not a trick
each hour passing with a clock's soft tick
Filling me with hope that you may live
then taking them away with such misgive
I begged and i pleaded because you were sick

I hoped n prayed for so many things
My arms held you for what death brings
Tears spilling down my face
Holding onto your cold embrace
8 hours and the angels finally gave you wings

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Tue 03/15/11 02:22 AM
I haven't written in a long time so please be gentle lol


Stare

Everything ceases
My mind is unbound
Thoughts it releases
Mind's eye is profound
Thoughts of a life
May I never embrace
Running rife
Into space
All i endeavour
All I have lost
There forever
Memories embossed
Stuck in a rut
My head cant shake
Something thats cut
And left a wake
Again and again
Over and over
All that remains
My minds drover
Sixty Five roses
Colours arranged
Cystic Fibrosis
My life changed
Time now writ
In minds lair
Here i sit
And stare

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Tue 03/15/11 02:22 AM
Edited by Scratcy on Tue 03/15/11 02:24 AM
oops double post ill put something here later

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Mon 03/14/11 11:54 PM
The Patriot.......in between my legs

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Mon 03/14/11 11:53 PM
drinks

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Sun 03/13/11 08:45 PM
Winner:banana: :banana:

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Fri 03/11/11 01:53 AM



Can I scratch you


lol im not a scratch n sniff u know


Damnit!!!!!

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: sorryflowerforyou


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Wed 03/09/11 08:17 PM
XXX in between my legs

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Wed 03/09/11 08:14 PM
Alluring

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Wed 03/09/11 07:25 PM

Can I scratch you


lol im not a scratch n sniff u know

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Wed 03/09/11 06:32 PM
:banana: :banana:

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Tue 03/08/11 04:12 PM
kissing flowers

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