So you lead with your tits?????

But if the joke is not funny, does it qualify to be in the joke forum?
But I didn't really see the humor either.

When I drove an 18 wheeler I would take a Viagra with warm milk. The
warm milk helped me fall asleep and the Viagra kept me from rolling off
the bunk.

I kind of think flowers are a cop out. It's a safe gift and requires
little thought or imagination. And what I believe women really like is
the THOUGHT behind the gift.
However, if you must give flowers, you get triple points for sending
them to her at work so she can reap the oohs and aahs of her coworkers.

Perhaps you need to go back to your microwave food thread. You were more
effective there.
But wait..... it's not TRADITIONAL to take microwave food to a pot luck
dinner!!

Sorry, but people die everyday... in wars, serving and protecting
others, etc. Alto I have compassion.. it sounds like this was a case of
a kid out doing his thing with a carload of friends and blew it.

A couple that would have to be considered as suitable candidates would
be Hillary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice. But I doubt anyone can do the
job well enough to escape the wrath of the people. A president has to
make a lot of unpopular decisions and these decisions are not always
based on things the public is aware of. These decisions may also be made
and seem unpopular now, but 20 years down the road it becomes apparent
why the decisions were made.
It's not a job I would want.

It's always horrible when a young person loses their life.
Just curious what Jeep is made to accommodate a driver and 7 passengers?
And aren't curbs usually where the traffic isn't supposed to be?

Samantha... according to your profile, perhaps you should look into
things a little more. However, that's neither here nor there but you
can't take everything at face value.
These forums are for discussion and the exchange of information which is
what we were doing. Perhaps in your world, that's ignorance. In mine,
it's communication. If everyone thought the same, there would be no need
for these forums but it's the debate and different opinions that make it
worthwhile.

I decided to try a test yesterday morning while I was out riding in
North
Alabama.
I ride a 2006 Honda Shadow Aero which is a 750 cc bike. It weighs 550
pounds. I weigh 200 and if I had a passenger, let's assume she weighed
110.
I started down a
hill at 50 mph.. clutch engaged and under throttle to maintain that
speed. As I let off the throttle, the bike immediately started slowing.
I kicked it down from 5th to 4th gear and it continued slowing. I was
now at about 36 mph. I dropped it into 3rd and it slowed dramatically
again. I had taken off half my speed by dropping it 2 gears.
I decided not to strain it anymore and resumed my normal ride. I am not
going to endanger my bikes motor to make a point in this forum. But I
believe I could have brought it to a safe stop or to a point where an
unavoidal accident would have minimized the damage and injuries.
My bike is a cruiser, and the gearing may be different on a crotch
rocket so draw your own conclusions. We don't know what he was riding.
My conclusion: Although the story has pretty much been proven as an
e-mail myth, If it DID happen..The rider of the bike was an utter moron
if he indeed made the decision he made. He had absolutely no business
being on a motorcycle himself, let alone with a passenger. Then he
repeatedly made bad decisions that endangered the life of his passenger
rather than let her make those decisions. Loving hero?? I hope she
didn't date him again!!

Yes, Cancer.. she could have still died... and that raises an
interesting point.
If you were in the girl's position.. would you want to know the bike was
out of control?
On the surface, this seems like a selfless act on his part, but look
deeper. It would be a pretty selfish thing to do.
If I was in her place, I believe I would want to make my own decisions
about my life and chances of survival. Even dropping yourself to the
pavement may be preferable to hitting a building at let's say 50 MPH.
The passenger needs the facts in order to make an informed decision. I
would want to know what was going on.. if for nothing else, to make my
peace with God in those last few moments.

Give me a break. Even Junior and Jimmy realized it was not on purpose
and stated such. It's called an accident and you have to take chances
like that to win. If they penalize all the aggressive drivers, there
will be 3 cars left to contend.

A male ballerina is called a danseur among other things.

Right on, Kat... especially with attachments!!

According to urbanlegends.com :

Making the email rounds again, this bogus alert purporting to originate
from Microsoft and Norton Antivirus claims that a PowerPoint file titled
"Life Is Beautiful.pps" contains a destructive computer virus and
shouldn't be opened under any circumstances. Oddly enough, hundreds of
thousands of people have received this warning over the past three
years, but I have yet to hear a single report of anyone encountering the
malicious file itself. Could that be because it doesn't exist?



I add:
People need to check the validity of this stuff before forwarding it and
posting it. The majority of these warnings are pure garbage. Check the
stuff by doing an internet search or go to www.snopes.com or something.
I understand that you're trying to help, but it's so simple to verify
this stuff.

Reality is what you make of it. If you don't ask a hottie, you'll never
date a hottie. I have heard people complain that they can't meet anyone.
When asked where they go to meet people.. they say, well I don't go out
much. The only person you're going to meet that way is the UPS guy (or
girl).
It's always nice to think that people find you attractive, but it surely
isn't a measure of worth.

If a woman like that is what you consider a "hot" woman, why would you
want a chance? There is so much more to a person than a hot body and a
pretty face. There's.... humor and brains.. just to name a couple.
I would say the women that brush you off because you aren't a hunk
probably aren't worth your time. Down the road they may find that Mr.
Tanned and rippling muscles can't pay the rent!
If you feel you have to pursue this path, you're going to have to be
unique in your approach to generate some interest. You can only control
what you do in the situation. They may still shoot you down. But don't
underestimate what you have to offer.

I think it would be a good idea. It tends to bring people of like minds
together.
For instance, I like poker and a poker forum would allow players to talk
about it without boring the pants off the non-players.

One of the things I would find most helpful would be a quote function in
the forums. I would also say a spell-checker but with all of the
Internet slang and shortcuts, it wouldn't be THAT useful. There's always
iespell for those that are so inclined.

As for the profile.. although I know that people like to show their
creative side, I have seen sites that allow you to change fonts, colors
and the like. Many times, the result is an unreadable mish-mash. Ever
tried to read a black font on a black background? Sometimes simplicity
is the better option.

TxsGal is right about not building walls, but at the other end of the
spectrum, don't have a revolving door.

I think you are looking too hard. Don't assume every guy that sweet
talks you is Mr. Right.

Relationships take time to develop. There are no shortcuts.