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Fri 05/09/08 08:27 PM
laugh laugh the real question is what was the most embarassing i ever done....laugh

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Thu 05/08/08 05:20 PM
flowerforyou Aww someone's sweet on her... She's Purr-ty

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Thu 05/08/08 04:10 PM
3 :tongue:

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Thu 05/08/08 04:08 PM

sorry no guys please lol I never go that way laugh


laugh I'm a woman

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Thu 05/08/08 04:07 PM
So What's Up :wink:

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Wed 05/07/08 12:34 PM
I wonder if he's going to read this forum...He'll knwo how ya feel and what your thinking happy

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Wed 05/07/08 12:19 PM
they will outgrow that scared fase and just take off... it happens pretty quickly. What a mile stone to accomplish happy

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Wed 05/07/08 12:15 PM
lol i seen some ppl use it to fix a car part...lol...tape their mirrors back on laugh

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Wed 05/07/08 12:11 PM
when they stand by themselves...then steps follow not too shortly afterwards...it's the most cutiest moment ever bigsmile

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Wed 05/07/08 12:02 PM
Edited by Jmsal_23 on Wed 05/07/08 12:03 PM

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"



An Early Happy Mother's Day Wish to all the Mother's on JSH flowerforyou

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Wed 05/07/08 12:01 PM

OMG that is so funny! Your mother sounds like a very wise person and I think she must have been acquainted with my mother!


LMAO laugh i think most mom's are the same though...

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Wed 05/07/08 11:58 AM

laugh laugh laugh Loved it! Thanks. flowerforyou flowerforyou


LMAO it's cute...Your Welcome :wink:

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Wed 05/07/08 11:55 AM
I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Wed 05/07/08 11:13 AM
:wink: Good luck you too...Hope all turns out ggrreat for you friday night

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Tue 05/06/08 01:17 PM


Honey, if he doesn't feel the same way, it's not perfect. He's out there and he is perfect for you...keep looking and chin up! flowerforyou

(((Wikked)))

thanx and it wasnt bout anyone specific just heard the song and put the idea out in general


THIS SONG IS MY RINGBACK...LOL... LOVE IT

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Tue 05/06/08 12:07 PM




I wish I was in...


... New Jerseybigsmile :heart: bigsmile





laugh you betcha...


YES!!!bigsmile



laugh laugh laugh YES!!!

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Tue 05/06/08 11:54 AM
drinker welcome...hope you enjoy the site

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Tue 05/06/08 11:50 AM


I wish I was in...


... New Jerseybigsmile :heart: bigsmile





laugh you betcha...

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Tue 05/06/08 11:42 AM
I wish I was in...

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Tue 05/06/08 10:22 AM
He is the one that is always thinking about you and watches everything that concerns you...flowerforyou