Oh dear, my order sounds a bit, um....slutty, but I'll take a titty f@ck followed by a busted nut....LMFAO! Can't resist hornitos tequila or frangelico!

I get first level training in energy therapy this weekend...Yay! Been doing water cardio twice a week & lots of walking, but not much riding lately!

Howdy DOOOOOOOBIES!!!

What we drinkin'????

When my BFF came up a few weeks ago we tried a few strange shots! One was called a crack pipe, another vampire kiss, then my usual vegas bombs & red headed sluts! Irish teas, Texas teas, and some blue drink that didn't have enough vodka...lol :)

I learned how to make caribbean dreams when I was down home last too! My aunt loved them and had me teach her how to make them.

^this and my BFFs have been my friends for 2 decades so a new partner would not progress to significant other without first being able to handle my friendships!

He may need to see a urologist! Could have weak sphincter muscles or a pinched nerve to where he doesn't feel the sensation! I had an issue with accidents growing up & found out a sphincter muscle in my bladder was weak! The only meds that helped it were seriously harsh anti-depressants that made me a zombie! I flushed them and did exercises to help strengthen those muscles.

^this...also we can all help our mingle friends by leaving testimonials on their profiles!!! I'd be willing to leave feedback for any of my friends....puts leaving testimonials on the TO DO list

1. don't feel rejected, but still searching for people like me that do not fit the mold perfectly.
3. Great place to play and get some laughs....or advice
5. I love friends...have plenty in RL, but most are hours away!
7. love to help others when I can
9. would be great to find someone special, but not expecting it to really happen!

I have tried a few other sites, but usually get bored within a month or so! Mingle is different, what can I say!

not necessarily, some people only smoke socially or when they are drinking!

Hair: brown
Eyes: BIG browns
Complexion: good tan
Piercings on face or body: sure
Tattoos: better have a couple
Height & Weight: not important
Age (does it matter): older than me
Miscellaneous: Harleys are nice


Part Two: Quality- aka their personality traits

What kind of temperament: gentle
Type of personality (introverted/extroverted, etc.): both like me
Name three things you'd love for them to have in common with you:
1. Sense of humor
2. Love for animals
3. Positive outlook/attitude
Do you subscribe to "opposites attract" or "like attracts like"?:
likes attract
Would it matter what type of job he/she had?: NO
Does it matter what they make financially?: NO
Would you prefer a homebody or a party animal?: homebody that can party with me on occasion
A tender lover or an animal?: both


Your "Requirements"- aka Musts and Deal breakers
Name up to five things/traits your ideal mate must have/subscribe to:
1. Sense of humor
2. Good conversation skills
3. Passion for something in life
4. Strong family & friendship ties
5. Self-confidence
Name up to five things that you would consider "deal breakers" in a relationship:
1. named Michael
2. Excessive drinking
3. Drug addiction
4. Lies
5. Mind games

Leave me Alone...Pink!

Howdy doobies!!!

Til I collapse...Eminem

I would imagine rates depend somewhat on the area you are in! Here in east TX most shops charge $100-150/hr. I would also consider the quality of work you are getting for your money...you often get what you pay for! I'd pay a great artist $200/hr before settling for a mediocre one @ $100!

Nice i can handle, however BORING...I can not!

EVERYTHING...Ooompa Loompas work at the chocolate factory...snag his ID card!

An interesting question came up in conversation earleir!

What if a married couple wanted a ltr gf instead of just NSA partner for 3-somes?

So bisexual girls, would you consider having an ltr with a couple rather than a one night 3-sum? Or are you opposed to sex with married couples all together?

Of course the topic is open for all comments....

LOL! Them Louisiana boys know to have fun. He was Henry, Doogie, Archibald, or Manuel depending on what the poison was for the night

Hey f@ckin' b!tch...jokingly, was another nickname he had for me & I called him hey m%th^r f@ckur
I still call him & say it on occasion to crack him up
It started after a fight with the ex hubby & Doogie was trying to cheer me up by telling me he wished he had the kind of love that Mike & I had in his life. I said hey m%th^r f@ckur anytime you need a b!tch to tell you when you are being an idiot just let me know & I'll help you out...we both died laughing

((((SOUFIE))))




Howdy ya'll

My Dad called me Scooter & i made it clear that only he could call me that early on

Little sisters always called me Maimie...mostly 'cuz the youngest couldn't say Jaime for years on end...LOL! My friends like it too

An old roomie use to call me gretchen sturenivich when we drank vodka together