Community > Posts By > Trevor0101
Be able to read minds Seriously I wanna be bitten by a Vampire any around? |
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i think my ex wife had that power.. i guess that's how she ended up with the house and car |
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Energy manipulation on a quantum level. Being able to go off like an A Bomb would be the shiznit, especially if I was still standing in the middle of the blast crater ready to do it again! Then people can pay me $1,000,000 to not wipe their sorry azzes from the earth. Correction $1,000,000,000... I would go on vacation to Mecca just to show Islam and the world the price of religious belligerence. KABOOM! My friends can call me Megaton. Everyone else can call me 'Sir' or 'Your Majesty!' Life would be good then. Being evil with that kind of power would be worth while at least for me. The only problem is that after going Kaboom I would be pulling a Dr. Manhattan becasue clothing surviving a blast like that? Yeah! besides, many super heroes wear some pretty gay outfits. Then again it don't gt no gayer than Batman. A cape? COME ON! |
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be able to fly!!!!!
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I don't know, being handcuffed to someone for 24 hours sounds like it could be fun until you realize: "I've got to poop!!" Yabut, you can take bathroom breaks, lets be civilized here |
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i know i sure dont want handcuffs on! especially for 24 hours what if i have to go to the bathroom? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? |
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If sex is involved, Im in |
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GAG. handcuffs? why? handcuffs are too binding, gotta be able to grab someone |
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GAG. handcuffs? why? |
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John Stamos. Don't ask why. that makes me want to ask why!! |
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oh, Piper is a cute name... i am partial to it. it is good that you take care of her, THAT is what is rare... a man stepping up. you would think that a woman who made a child inside of her would never be able to hurt the child, but mental illness is... well unstoppable :( |
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and you didnt learn the 1st time? yea... thats some ********! how long ago? my sister has 2 babies from different guys... #2 had 4 possible dads. she had both of her kids taken by CPS. she had her infant daughter with her on a Meth deal in a stolen car using a fake I.D... unfortunately, hun it happens all the time. People kill their kids too you just have to look at that beautiful little girl and say to yourself "withouth that ***** i never would have had the chance to have this little sunshine in my life!" i have 2 boys, their dad is a worthless *******... my boys are my sun and moon. my everything... nothing could make me unhappy so long as i have them, and their dad can suck it, i dont need him |
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and you didnt learn the 1st time? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? Darn i think every one was hoping you were not wearing pants lol...sorry I am...use your imagination...lol |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? More people than you could possibly imagine abandon the most beautiful babies... |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next? So then the moral of this story is to never handcuff yourself to your X to settle a dispute.Here's why.Police are responding to a domestic dispute in progress.2 rookie officers enter the back of the property w/ guns drawn & itchy trigger fingers due to the shouting & swearing which=violent situation. They look at distraught woman who is shaking,crying,scared & has handcuffs dangling from her wrist.Next comes the shout"Freeze dirtball" w/ their guns pointed at you.Of course you drop the pruning shears and assume the position.Then the subsequent arrest;( |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? So then she's screaming,kicking,crying & delivers a hard slap across your face and says let me go you foul mouthed beast.Oh! and the cops are on their way there.What's next? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? |
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Hmmm!so what exactly are your intentions once you've handcuffed yourself to this woman whom abandoned your daughter? 1)Yelling is totally unnecessary & is a poor substitute for communication btw. 2)Why would you need to handcuff yourself to her to have this yelling spree? 3)Are you wearing pants in your default pic? |
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