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Fri 02/16/07 07:08 AM
You may have experienced a "heart of stone" but your heart will soften
again. Karma, you have a heart of gold. Well written
poem!flowerforyou

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Fri 02/16/07 06:58 AM
Very sweet poem!

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Fri 02/16/07 06:55 AM
Very pretty flowerforyou

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Fri 02/16/07 06:54 AM
Well written, Txs ...and so true. This one hit a cord with me too.

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Fri 02/16/07 06:39 AM
And a bright light is beaming throughout JSH with your words of
wisdom...thank you for sharing your bearific poem. Namaste

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Thu 02/15/07 10:14 AM
Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay.

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Thu 02/15/07 09:38 AM
Well, Txs...let them know I really miss them too. Thanks

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Thu 02/15/07 09:37 AM
Wow, those are hot...I really like them both...apples and
peaches.bigsmile

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Thu 02/15/07 09:27 AM
I salute ALL of our brave soldiers and thank you for serving our
country...God Bless and Keep You Safe.
Beautifully written tribute!flowerforyou

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Thu 02/15/07 09:04 AM
Miss them :cry: Please come back, your friends miss you all very
much!flowerforyou

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Thu 02/15/07 08:44 AM
I hear ya, Amen to that!

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Thu 02/15/07 08:39 AM
With all this cold weather, we could have a Tahiti theme party, with a
tiki bar, palm trees, tropical drinks,etc. Dress up as such...think
that would help bring them back?

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Thu 02/15/07 08:25 AM
Your poems are very sweet and from the heart.

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Thu 02/15/07 08:21 AM
Nice one, Michael.

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Thu 02/15/07 08:18 AM
That was cool, Gryphyn

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Thu 02/15/07 08:14 AM
Beautiful blessings, SCG!

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Thu 02/15/07 08:11 AM
TY, a very sweet poem

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Thu 02/15/07 07:55 AM
cold at DFW, Texas, around 27 degrees with a high around 35.grumble

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Thu 02/15/07 07:50 AM
cheesy, but cute.bigsmile

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Thu 02/15/07 07:47 AM
Good ones! bigsmile laugh laugh

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