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Wed 11/14/07 08:43 PM
Am I still allowed to scream in my sleep though?

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Mon 11/12/07 08:42 PM
IDK5 or 6...why do we keep mentioning IDK? Do I have to mention Dallas too? God, forum rules can be confusing...

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Mon 11/12/07 07:48 PM
Hola and such. :smile:

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Mon 11/12/07 07:27 PM
Interesting...

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Mon 11/12/07 06:01 PM
I love the sound of a paper shredder.

I love the stamp machine at the post office that takes pennies.

I love traffic lights, but not when they are red.

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Sun 11/11/07 07:38 PM
Hi Jessica. I too hope you find that for which you are looking.

Me? I'm looking for something a little more immediate than that special someone. Something to come along more quickly like...say...a flat tax.

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Sun 11/11/07 07:23 PM
So it isn't Tom?

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Sun 11/11/07 06:50 PM
This doesn't seem as exciting as the ice cream and rum talk we were having at 2:30am this morning.

happy drinker happy

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Sun 11/11/07 06:38 PM
Love is more like something that hangs on the back of your bathroom door and smells of Lysol.

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Sun 11/11/07 08:29 AM
I think what they are trying to say is that given the opportunity, they might swap your company for a barrel of herring in which they might bathe...

OR they might be saying they like you. One can never tell. Hell, you got the double "really". Stick around and let it play out.

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Sun 11/11/07 07:49 AM
Well, I was looking over the paperwork again and apparently, you notify the IRS so they can be the first ones to screw you again.

Hmm.....

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Sun 11/11/07 07:33 AM
"LOL, theres no such thing as a 25 year old virgin!"

mry - Actually there are some technicalities on that one. When I got divorced, I had the judge reinstate my virginity status. All you have to do is fill out a few forms and strangely, notify the IRS.

????

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Sun 11/11/07 07:23 AM
Anyone a Lily Allen fan? Need a nice break up song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWMkYfwfbk

If you think that's funny, email me. I'll send you a link to one that's slightly more inappropriate.

happy

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Sun 11/11/07 12:35 AM
Someone got forked?

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Sun 11/11/07 12:23 AM
Well, just treat your Tivo right, you know, start as friends and see where it goes. Some day it might change the channel on you.

What are we talking about again?

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Sun 11/11/07 12:16 AM
Sorry CB. Don't knokw how to use TIVO. Would be nice if I could actually have the box without buying the service. But last time I checked, we're not that far along yet. Stay tuned!

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Sun 11/11/07 12:07 AM
A sexless marriage? You just need to set your TIVO for the right programming. :wink:

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Sun 11/11/07 12:02 AM
Dang it! NOW there's a infomercial for temperapedic sleep system or whatever. Now I can't sleep AND my TV is mocking me!

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Sat 11/10/07 11:53 PM
History channel had a really interesting show on the big bang theory. One of my other favorite channels. Crap, I think that makes me old too.

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Sat 11/10/07 11:49 PM
LG finished off the rum. :wink:

But some REALLY cool volcano footage on Discovery. Uh oh, nerd alert.