Yes, that's right lovable
but they can bite

They are lovable little creatures
here's a message from one to the FBI*ATTF*SCOTLAND YARD*INTERPOL
and not forgetting CIA*MI5*MI6*MOSSAD*IOSA*ASIO and all the other
law enforcement agencies who do a real good job

xxxcvbnbb,golkmojàè('è§ç!)ààhgyftdimmp^ùp$phhd457989642465864

yours sincerely
XXX

Thanks for the sympathies
but it's not so bad
By the time we get back to my place
we're laughing and joking

next week it'll be come back
cos Smokey the cat misses me

after two years nearly I'm almost
used to it

When I picked her up on Friday
at the door of her mother's place
she sat so silent in my car
with tears running down her face
she didn't say and I didn't ask
but I knew in her own sweet time
she'd tell me what was troubling her
the reason she was crying
I guess I knew what was coming
why my little girl was so sad
even though I try to show otherwise
her mother still tells her I'm bad
she says Daddy, Daddy I love you
can't you come back just for me
and that's when my tears start to flow
as I say that it never can be

another gem

Uuugh

I hate rum

Thinks!!!!! Mmmmm

I don't have to lick it off

maybe I do like rum

Don't care what you had but

nobody paints my balls

or your duck

Yeah
but I'm talking the fresh bunch
direct from the war zone

keep writing
and always remember

nil carborundum ilegit

Bon apréz midi
mon pot

A bunch of us here now

catch y'all later

gotta go see a woman about a new job

take's about an hour to get there

so I can revise politeness on the way

Yeah, well
The bigger they are etc, etc

mental picture

Mmmmmm

Watch out for the little duck

We once had an Empire
that stretched round the globe
ruled over by monarchs
dressed up in fine robes

We learned from the Vikings
and the Romans too
so when it came to suppression
we'd know what to do

came, saw and conquered
perfected oppression
till half of the world
went into depression

but like empires before us
it crumbled and fell
cos you can't drink from the water
when you poison the well

Yes we once had an empire
that lasted for years
now the biggest part left
is Prince Charle's ears

chili peppers and chocolate ice cream

(( lee ))

knew it

and yes

can I BORROW THAT DISCLAIMER

I may need it

Heeeeeeeeeeerrse Nightmare

I used to be normal
but now I'm OK

macabre sense of humour