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Hi Jesse
had to scrape it off the wind screen this morning at4,30am before I went to work |
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that's how well you don't know me daisy bollocks
if you did you would know that I don't provoke easily and that's not why I was banned from the site you love and cherish 
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now you're actually starting to sound like you have half a sense of humour
That almost made me laugh |
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what's a daisy chain got to do with anything I'm good at
though I doubt you know anything I'm good at but at least I'm up front and don't need to hide my identity |
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another faceless one with no sense of humour
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OK You win , she's all yours
don't cry to me when your ass freezes and your balls turn to crystal |
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If you were half the man that Oslo could be
you'd still have no chance , Tennessee termite |
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load your lemmings , boy
I've got my dueling head on now Can't wait to get you in view between my lemmings ears, fill your hand, you son of a ***** |
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You two should go and sort out the guest list
and leave me and Mitch to cross lemmings behind the Googlican Church at dawn for the icy hand of the Snow Princess |
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only religion that's going to win here
is the Church of the New Googlicans Halleluja brothers |
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Over my dead lemming
This is a fight to the death for the honour of the Snow Princess |
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Well I made her a pair of thigh length
lemming fur lined 'gator skin boots for when that snow is so deep it'll make a Tennessee swamp look like a paddling pool 
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Don't listen to him, he's making jokes at your expense
Marry me,I make the jokes at my expense and I got the 'gator to keep you warm when I'm away 
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Topic:
Ode to a 'gator
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You can run but you can't hide
Here's the 'gator on the night he died |
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because I'm not a couple
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Topic:
Ode to a 'gator
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3 Sites and counting
we'll put this to music and make a fortune in rodent shares  
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Topic:
A visit with Grandpa
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Nice one
and I am a grand dad 
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Topic:
LEMMINGS?
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2 ounces of lead would leave
you just about once ounce of brain left |
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Topic:
LEMMINGS?
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Hi blue
my little pet was just practising going for the jugular
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Topic:
LEMMINGS?
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Tsunami
a large uncontrolable wave that well trashes everything it touches |
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