One of the contractors I worked with had a friend who worked driving a cement truck. He became suspicious his wife was cheating on him so he drove home with his truck and lo and behold a BMW convertible was parked in his driveway. He called his wife with his cell phone and heard a guy ask her something in the background. He waited a couple of minuets he called her back and she didn't answer him. He promptly unloaded his truck into the BMW and went back to work after calling an attorney he knew. He dropped off his truck and drove home to see his wife's lover in the drive way freaking out in his underwear. When the guy realized who had pulled up by surprise lover boy took off running. Needless to say it was VERY over between them. his ex had egg all over her face as they saying goes.

Worst is he had to pay for the car but he caught his wife so red handed. More ironic was that the clown tried to sue him for emotional distress and turned out to be an attorney. That suit was tossed out since the guy ran and didn't have a mark on him.

People just suck. His ex had the gaul to demand alimony too. irony and comedy all around!


Now for his prized Mustang you have two choices, Liquid Fish Emulsion which smells like total crap or liquefied Bird Guano which smells really bad too but the crem de la crem is to leave chicken entrails in a plastic bag for a week in a warm place not in the sun and let it ripen. Put that mess under his seat, some in the trunk, and drain the liquid off in the vents just in front of the windshield so it gets into the car's ventilation. She smell of rotting chicken entrails is FAR more powerful that crap and cleaning it out will be total hell requiring he takes his car's interior completely apart.

I don't lie when I admit to having an Evil Streak a mile wide!

If they don't approve of the color of his skin, then they have the issue. Not you.