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One day a man, who lived in a block of high-rise, apartment buildings
in the heart of the city, thinking he heard the patter of rain on the sill, leaned out the window to have a look. As he did so, a small object, falling from above, struck the palm of his hand, causing it, instinctively, to close. Upon opening his hand, he noticed, what appeared to be, an exquisitely hand carved, sea green, prosthetic eye. Curious, he leaned farther out, turned and looked up to see where it might have come from, whereupon he beheld a beautiful, young, smiling woman. "Is this yours," asked the astonished man, holding his hand up for her to see? "Yes," replied the lovely woman, then continuing, "could you please be so kind as to bring it up to me?" He agreed and she gave him the room number. She was waiting at the open doorway when he arrived at her apartment. She said she could not possibly thank him enough for his quick reflexes, but would very much like to invite him in for a drink. After drinks, she offered to make him dinner, it being the least she could do. As they were finishing desert, she smiled demurely and asked one last favor: "I've had such a marvelous evening," the woman started, then after a short pause, "I've really enjoyed your company. Would you please stay the night?" Surprised, the man hesitated briefly before asking, "Are you this nice to every man you meet?" "Oh, no, not at all," she replied, winking, "only with those that catch my eye." |
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lol thats an awesome story
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Nice
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