I love it..absolute turn on.
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What's the meanest
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I was staying over a friend of mines house who had the tiniest little kitten she just brought home the week earlier and I left a huge present in the litter box.
Its been 12 years and the cats still alive and she still brings up how it was most amazing thing she has ever seen. The cat and I just look at each other and smile as we will go to the grave with this secret. |
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Topic:
Settle this rumor
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Catwoman.
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Topic:
Settle this rumor
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I want a Republican in the street and a liberal in bed.
..and I like when chicks are willing to wear superhero costumes, so I guess that might be kinky. |
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Saving Private Ryan -only because the girl I was with said I looked like the sniper (Barry Papper) and laughed out loud.
I know the movies not really a romantic comedy, but after she laughed, she realized she liked Barry Pepper and the rest of our date after the movie got romantic. |
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March 14
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That sounds awesome. I would have settled for a hamburger and talk dirty to me day.
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Topic:
Your not my what?
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I asked my parents if I was adopted and they said "yeah, but unfortunatley the family gave you back so were stuck with you"
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Ask her if you can spot her and if she says yes say "there you are."
That will work and your welcome. |
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Ask her if she wants two tickets to the gun show and flex.
(That has never worked for me, but its funny as hell.) |
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Topic:
do girls tell the truth
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It was a woman - I had 8-10:45 lol
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mercedez
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I miss my old car.
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Topic:
What do you drink...
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Red Bull and Vodka or Bud Light depending on my mood.
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