For those of you who are not going to take my advice and do your homework. I'll do it for you, I need to laugh at reactions

"March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!"

- Tom Birdsey (founder of Steak and Blowjob Day)

BULL$H!T MAKES THE FLOWERS GROW, AND THATS BEAUTIFUL

That sounds awesome. I would have settled for a hamburger and talk dirty to me day.