SMILE

Then of course their BUTT...OK I said it!!!!

Desert ~

Is there something we should know...he he

LOL

What a fantastic post..
I am laughing and thinking...Holy crap...some ( ok fine - most of it) of this is related to me too..HA HA!

I guess we are gonna be single then....

Great write up..thanks or the smiles

Hello and welcome

You must be real picky...lol

change your perferences ( age & distance ) around a little and you may get some ;)

Good luck

Kent ~

Been there before and it's hard

Hearing "Let's" be friends after you have been with someone for quit some time is BS ~ especially if you share a special and common mutual bond

I don't know you situation but

Maybe she said it because you told her you loved her first and she felt pressed..
Maybe things were mocing way too fast or she wasn't really ready for the commitment..
She meet someone else?
She loves things about you but not in love with you..

Give her some space and then talk with her about things...Maybe she just needs some time to realize what she gave up and sort some things out..

Just my thoughts

Good luck to ya!

ok ~ first female to respond...lol

I have dated both ends of the spectrum and

I prefer the nice guy...gentleman...with a "lil" bad boy type..

I just can't seem to find him!!! The right one for me that is!

I think women do like the "rough" type of guy because they are confident...more outgoing...out-spoken and so forth. I am not sure why that are attracted to that type...Maybe they like the challenge and the game playing...
Ya know some ( ok ~ a lot) women just love drama and attention..let them have the rough ones...They are physco anyways...lol
You nice guys will find the nice girls...be patient

Remember Karma is a b*tch...

Just my 2 cents

Very nice

Good Morning and Welcome

her

Mary

hang in there..

you have more friends then you know

WOW Tessa...
you go girl

They would say

Far from mean and absolutely not icy

That I am a sweetheart

I have references...lol

wow ~ what a question..

hmmmm...let's see if I was either way would I actually admit it?
LMAO

Probably not

WOW ~

That was awesome kojack

Thanks for sharing

I need to borrow that one too

WOW...that was fabulous

thanks for sharing tessa

sorry about the format of this

PARENT - Job Description

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!

POSITION :
> Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
> Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
>
> JOB DESCRIPTION :
>
> Long term, team players needed, for challenging
> permanent work in an,
> often chaotic environment.
> Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekend and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
> Some overnight travel required, including trips to
> primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
> Travel expenses not reimbursed.
> Extensive courier duties also required.
>
> RESPONSIBILITIES :
>
> The rest of your life.
> Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
> until someone needs $5.
> Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
> Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
> pack mule
> and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
> in case, this time, the screams from
> the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
> Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
> such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers.
> Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
> coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
> Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
> Must be willing to be indispensable one minute,
> an embarrassment the next.
> Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
> half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
> Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
> Must assume final, complete accountability for
> the quality of the end product.
> Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
> janitorial work throughout the facility.
>
> POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
>
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
>
> PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
>
> None required unfortunately.
> On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
>
> WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
>
> Get this! You pay them!
> Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
> A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
> of the assumption that college will help them
> become financially independent.
> When you die, you give them whatever is left.
> The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
> you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
>
> BENEFITS :
>
> While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
> no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
> no stock options are offered;
> this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
> and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
>
>
> Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do...
> or forward with love
> to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
>
> ** AND A FOOTNOTE "THERE IS NO RETIREMENT EVER!!!