From the mouths of babes..

Gotta say hi to this one... The title in is my native language....

and there is a fine line between the two...

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Hello and welcome

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

A true classic, never gets old... hahahaha

Well all I can say is that there is no need to be bashful here...

This is honestly one of the best group of people that I have associated with on the internet... Everyone is always there when someone needs a friend to help them through... thanks to everyone who helps make this place what it is...

It is important that we remember the meaning of the upcoming holidays.... What is everyone thankful for?


I am thankful because no matter how bad things get I can look around and see that I am truly blessed... I have everything that I need and some of the best friends anyone could ask for...

Although religion is a more sensitive topic than most, this is a decision that must be made about every aspect of any relationship. The most important thing to remember is that no one is perfect, but if the difference is something that you can live with then let it go. If the difference is enough to raise that much doubt in the beginning, then it will always be a scapegoat...


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Welcome and enjoy your stay... Hope you find what you are looking for...

Everyone deals with grief in their own way... It doesn't make you heartless just because you don't cry.. I am sure that you are sad, but you should not automatically think there is something wrong with yourself. I don't think anyone should be programmed or told how they should grieve...

Daylight saving time

Breaking Benjamin has been known to hang out at the dirt after their concerts in Houston... In case you didn't know already.....

U are in my prayers, along with all of the other soldiers past and present...

Did someone say that a candidate would make abortions illegal? Are you f-n kidding me? That is what is wrong with uneducated voters who vote on issues that have already been decided in the supreme court... and that goes for those for and/or against abortion. Wake up Americans and stop voting on non-issues. Roe vs. Wade is pretty much a done deal!

Our prayers are with you.