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Thu 11/08/07 07:36 AM
I know it will be hard with a 5 year old but best advise is get lots of rest. I slept most of the time when I had it.

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Thu 11/08/07 07:31 AM
hope you feel better soon I had pnemonia last year and was in the hospital for a week with it!!

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Thu 11/08/07 07:29 AM
I love the smurfs and the snorkels

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Thu 11/08/07 03:35 AM
my nephews are the Kings of the my world.... and in April I will have a new niece or nephew.... can't wait!

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Thu 11/08/07 03:34 AM
a little better thanks for asking

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Thu 11/08/07 03:33 AM
have a good day at work David

glad you got a good night sleep imblessed

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Thu 11/08/07 03:26 AM
Good morning everyone, hope you all slept well and had sweet dreams!

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Wed 11/07/07 03:57 PM
good.. not so bored now

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Wed 11/07/07 03:52 PM
to funny max

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Wed 11/07/07 03:50 PM
I had a good day at work... just a boring night at home lol

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Wed 11/07/07 03:44 PM
wish i could fix your neck for ya keywhee :wink:

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Wed 11/07/07 03:41 PM
Doing ok... have a little bit of a tooth ache

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Wed 11/07/07 03:39 PM
How is everyone doing?

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Tue 11/06/07 02:22 PM
Ohio State Buckeyes

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Tue 11/06/07 04:29 AM
A salesman was traveling through northern Ontario,
selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and
tried his pitch on the farmer. 'Sir, my bug spray is so
good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.’

The farmer was dubious. 'Young man, I'll make you
a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck
naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a
single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case
from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case.
We will make you rich.’

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field
and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly
with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.

Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning,
the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his
bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total
wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one
bite on him! The farmer was perplexed. '

"Son" , he said, "now, you don't have a bite on you but
you look like hell. What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and
croaked:
"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

Have a nice day.

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Mon 11/05/07 06:09 PM
I am Debbie

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Sun 11/04/07 04:27 AM
good morning coco that is what happened to me too

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Sat 11/03/07 06:02 AM
I thought I was the only one who made there cat take care of spiders

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Sat 11/03/07 06:02 AM
I thought I was the only one who made there cat take care of spiders

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Thu 11/01/07 07:26 PM
great just relazing and watching a movie