Wow while you thinking of ways people are thinking wished they had that dilemma to contend with....

ok who was it that suckered you to coming down here from new York?

I do not get it just do not get it people have all kinds of jobs in the world and think as a fitness instructor your job is not a job well let me tell you you all are absolutely wrong you see I have been doing this for many years now and let me tell you it is not the easiest job to do because as a fitness instructor well we are discussing my role now... so as a fitness instructor it is my job my solemn vow to relate exactly what is written on the piece of paper for all you ladies and gents to do and what makes it difficult well let me tell you the ones coming in them bikinis is the best distraction ever until you lose your spot in reading how to do the exercises and have to start all over again see it is a tough job to focus like that

well am sure I can come up with a thing or two like for instance single moms just gave up their favorite past time... I used to tell my kids that if someone made it known they was single and pregnant that meant the stork had to get the heck out asap... aint nothing wrong with being a single mom up until the first day at home after delivering and having to wake up change them diapers all by yourself and keep doing this along with feeding the baby bathing the baby having to clothe the baby go shopping when the baby is screaming and try to think what you needed and end up getting things you thought you needed because you have to rush out to feed again...yeah the joys of parenthood...

hmm the last thing I bought for myself...oh that will be hemrhoid ointment...thanks for the asking...

well I asked my grandma if she was interested but she said shes too exhausted teaching young ones... everytime it just gets exhausting

its always funny when people try to make conversation with you just to be nosy about something... after having neck surgery I ended up with a fatty tumor on my neck bigger than a golf ball but less than a tennis ball...I was standing on line in grocery store when this guy behind me made a remark on the 16 cases of coke I was purchasing then proceeded to point at his neck asking what happened... well I said your neck looks fine... he said oh no I am asking about yours...I said oh why didn't you ask in the first place...you see when someone asks I like to just spice it up a bit so I would respond accordingly...well you see when I was in world war II had a missile attack and get lodged in my mouth for a few days until I can get the operation so after the operation it left that lump you see...was not even born in wwII times...sometimes I would play and say where wheres it at with me trying to look but then comes another question does that bother or hurt you ? well hell yes it does I say... you see every night when I try to pound it back to place with my hammer it hurts... then comes the wince and disappearing act they disappear after getting that useless information...

when I was in the grocery store some people tend to come and chat telling me their life story and trying to cut them off politely sometimes don't work out...well boy you are really in luck because I got the salution for ya...when that happens all you have to do is ask hey got a quick question... have you ever had your bowels move the wrong direction because I feel mine is about t o explode... youd be amazed how they leave you plenty of space

I try to stay away from this subject with a woman...yeah I asked a woman to show me her puppies once and I got smacked dab across my mouth... Guess she was being a little temperamental what ya think?

today I came across a beautiful profile ...there she was my future girl so after getting a notice we matched I politely wrote "hi how are you?" well I guess she had to take a couple of hours to muster up what she said which amounted to 1 word she replied "old" well luckily I have about 25 years on her so my knowledge with that I could offer it to her so I did I replied "well you are mighty lucky that there is creams to take them wrinkles away" well I do not know if I got through to that 25 yr old or not... have not heard back yet...

Get ready to embrace your new president Donald Trump... He is the only one who can revive America he has the know how and also has the respect from around the world he is the only one who did not need funding for his campaign and yet gave money to campaign others running against him...People need to realize that another democrat in office regardless who it is; it is going to ruin America because the balance will become too great to recover from... he is the best candidate running...

Get ready to embrace your new president Donald Trump... He is the only one who can revive America he has the know how and also has the respect from around the world he is the only one who did not need funding for his campaign and yet gave money to campaign others running against him...People need to realize that another democrat in office regardless who it is; it is going to ruin America because the balance will become too great to recover from... he is the best candidate running...

So I never thought these sites work out well...Last year I had a very sweet lady approach me on the site and I thought this lady really hit close to home if you know what I mean... We chatted for about 15 minutes and I knew at that moment we were really meant for each other... The next thing she asked me was to send her a picture of my junk Right there I was more than sure she was meant for me... She must have had mental telepathy I tell ya so I replied sure give me a minute...I proceeded out to my backyard and took a picture of my pick up truck with all the scrap and sent it to her asking her response well I do not know what happened to that woman maybe that picture just overwhelmed her I reckon but am tired of waiting any longer for her so here I am again...

just want to say hello all...i am what you'd refer to as a new bee...lol so whats good tell me something good...