its always funny when people try to make conversation with you just to be nosy about something... after having neck surgery I ended up with a fatty tumor on my neck bigger than a golf ball but less than a tennis ball...I was standing on line in grocery store when this guy behind me made a remark on the 16 cases of coke I was purchasing then proceeded to point at his neck asking what happened... well I said your neck looks fine... he said oh no I am asking about yours...I said oh why didn't you ask in the first place...you see when someone asks I like to just spice it up a bit so I would respond accordingly...well you see when I was in world war II had a missile attack and get lodged in my mouth for a few days until I can get the operation so after the operation it left that lump you see...was not even born in wwII times...sometimes I would play and say where wheres it at with me trying to look but then comes another question does that bother or hurt you ? well hell yes it does I say... you see every night when I try to pound it back to place with my hammer it hurts... then comes the wince and disappearing act they disappear after getting that useless information...